Lisa Majozi

I'm a Mermaid.

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

My blackberry has taken it's last curtain call . It bowed out, not so gracefully . But it's gone ! And this account is going with it :(

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

Whether Jew or Gentil ...

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

Mc Donalds needs to close . People should not be putting such crap into their bodies . Its horrible, even to watch someone else eat it !

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

@SnehGumede I love that anarak you had on, put a sister ooooooon !

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

I have to mentally prepare myself to go inland , even if just for a little bit . Only the Gods know how I'm going to survive next year ...

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

"Feeling like a bag of money" is a silly expression .

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

Its Mourning Mondays . But I woke up feeling like a bag of money, it would be criminal to wear all black .

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

Take me with ! RT @Ma_Langa: @LeeM_Jay I'm well on my way♥

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

@AnelisaMangcu are you ready to be a prisoner in my home ?! (In my best creepy smile) haha . Have a good week skat xx

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

My mom's so sweet . She deserves everything nice in the world .

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

I woke up to my mamma bear bearing gifts . Had a dress nicely wrapped on the foot of my bed . & its not even my birthday :)

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

Wasn't I brave enough?

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

I miss you . Come lay your pretty head on my chest , let mommy make it all better for you .

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

Who are all these people who full up cafes so early on Monday morning, looking happier than sunshine . I need to be one of them .

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

My imagination is waaay to liberal

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

Down to the Garden .

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

My wardrobe is infested with the horrible little creatures who stay up stitching my cloths tighter & tighter ...

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

Last night was pretty neat @cOoLoUtViNtAgE

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

@cOoLoUtViNtAgE :)

[Lisa Majozi @LeeM_Jay]

@djkenzhero , we can get married already !!!! #CoolOutVintage