Lee Olson

Writer, Cook, Artist. Occasional DIY. Mad as Hell but generally taking it.

[Lee Olson @LeeOlson86]

@bestofnextdoor Bzzzzzhehehezzzhehezz bruuuuh bzzzzhehezzz I'm makin the hunnnnnayyy...

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@93418 @AdamGoldberg28 I for one was entertained by this response.

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@FrankConniff @RichardHanania This dingleberry just made me like Jimmy Buffet?

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You ever just want to walk into a crowded room and scream PUSSY FARRRRRRT as loud as humanly possible like you were John Belushi?

Yeah, I mean, uh, me neither.

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Did i ruin Twitter?
No.
It's the branding that's wrong.

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@ManMadeMoon Everyone keeps making fun of Twitter and saying it's dead and I was dumb for buying Twitter.... but... what if it wasn't Twitter anymore? Then they wouldn't be able to make fun of me for buying Twitter because Twitter won't exist. Boo ya.

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@MovieHooligan @JasonKPargin I'm out. I only see movies with the absolute tiniest Matt Damon's. I've only seen one movie.

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@danielleradford Is it weird that I also have a creepiest building I've ever seen picture on my phone?

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@Lons No but I really want to believe it's like Ironic marketing, they paid him money to stand next to the sign and make fun of it for like 5 hours and a certain percentage of the sickos that like him will go see what the fuss is about.

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@KEYCNewsNow After all what would a woman know about the Lord? I mean just imagine a creature pulled from the ribs of a man telling MEN about the creator? Disgusting. God is and has always been a man's sport.

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@LindseyGrahamSC Is it the taste or the texture of the leather than keeps you licking the boot?

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@distortioncomic @dave_schilling Acknowledge him uuh na na na

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@lpolgreen @JasonKPargin Don't you think it was bad, all the killing?

Of course.

And he orchestrated it.

Some say that but I'm not sure.

Have you asked him?

Absolutely not.

Oh.

And you would ask him if he Commited genocide? On his birthday?

Yes.

Wow. That's sick. He's 100.

& You had 50 to ask.

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CONTEXT? it's 2023 fuck off with that shit I'm too OUTRAGED for context! I don't have time to scratch the surface I'm too damn MAD!

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@thatbilloakley @netflix It applies to all of them. Can't pay writers to write things but can drop half a billion on Lord of the Rings. And then suddenly Jack up prices citing inflation not the hundreds and hundreds of millions they give to Scorsese or Ryan Reynolds or The Rock or whatever.

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@thatbilloakley @netflix platforms are like "we can't afford to pay anyone are you crazy, hold on let me take this call quick, yeah, oh PRINCE HARRY? OMG! would you like 100 million dollars? Is that enough? More? ABSOLUTELY!

Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah we gotta raise prices, inflation, ya know"

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@IwriteOK Yeah that's a guy who was like let's go get coffee and she says sure but not dunkin again. He says, babe I gotta deal with em I gotta get dunkies, she relents, gets there asks for a hot Carmel latte and they're out of carmel and now he's really in the shit.

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@vg_history @retronauts Yet I remember the ps1 almost always having triangle be the back/cancel button and it took me AGES to adjust to the circle on ps2. Probably until at least the ps3 haha

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@Suessafluff @vulture I believe it's the newest from Kafkas Metamorphosis line

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@dailysimpsons @tubatron Love those walmart brand comics they're reading