Elias Fakename

aca, and i mean this with all my heart, b

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

nothing but disrespect for f150 drivers. this is a suburban college town, why do you own a pickup. what are you using it for. clearly not it's intended purpose, your truck is spotless. the only thing you do with that thing is make parking decks impossible to navigate. bastard.

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

cat laid down next to me and let me scratch his tummy. the world is full of love and joy.

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

@egordanhay

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

sam the eagle is in a poly relationship with wayne and wanda send tweet

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

crowdfunded lamb pasties

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

a startripper!! doodle i made while listening to last weeks episode, its a shame he never got to fail spectacularly at riding the bulls
#startripperpod

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

@ejordanhay uranus♥️

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

they stole my fucking teeth

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

a little bit of #Startripper fanart to celebrate the first episode of season two!! i loved hearing these beautiful fools again!

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

being visibly queer means people yell at me on the street having audio processing issues means i dont know whats being yelled but i know im also being barked at????

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

if youre struggling to find a final paper topic might i reccommend using a sticky note conspiracy wall to figure it out

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

and for our next trick, we will be splitting spring break into three "wellness days" making our mentally ill students even more so

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

forced my mom to read i have no mout and i must scream, education starts in the home

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

conspiracy theorists stop talking about lord pakal's coffin lid challenge

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

i dont think ive ever listened to class of 2013 without crying but thats just the mommy issues

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

the fact that its still ur pfp

[ananda 🫐 @lemons_n_life]

@Leezls hey <3

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

obsessed with depictions of frankensteins monster where they make him handsome like yeah.... you get it

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

i wish to sleep but SOMEONE is playing piano in the common room downstairs. it is 11:30 pm.

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

depressed bitches will cry when they realize they didn't get the warm chocolate chip cookie they ordered then cry again when they open the bag and realize they did it was just on a seperate grubhub reciept

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

depressed bitches will say theyre fine then cry at the thought of a warm chocolate chip cookie

[Elias Fakename @Leezls]

depressed bitches will say theyre fine then cry at the thought of a warm chocolate chip cookie