William Overbeck

I'll tell you what: if the meek inherit the earth after this, they'd better get a whole hell of a lot better at killin'. Also, pills here!

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

I hear there's a group of survivors slaying hordes of brain suckers on an island somewhere… keep fighting the good fight, kids.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

The best thing about this infection taking over the world? No more American Idol.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

Damn kids with their Facebooks… back in my day on the rare occasion I wanted to speak to someone I'd pick up a phone and call them.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

Looking for answers at the CDC… why didn't I think of that sooner?

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

… @EngineerIsaacCl I've been up to my neck in rotting flesh, son. I hope things are going better in space world.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

Hey @Ihatetunnels You know what I hate? I hate being dead.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

I betcha if I had one of those new fangled portal guns to fight zombies I'd still be alive.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

I know what you're thinking… yes, I was the inspiration for the Lost character Frank Lapidus.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

Turns out heaven doesn't carry my brand of smokes. Damn.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

. @xboxsupport Can Kinect help me survive the zombie apocalypse?

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

So I guess I'm dead now... that blows.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

@Ellis4Dead2 Trick question, Zoey died last Tuesday. Dumb southern hick.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

@Ellis4Dead2 Bite your tongue, punk... I've forgotten more about surviving than you'll ever know. I ain't going nowhere.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

Whoever is was the said all you need is love obviously never faced a horde of mindless brain eaters.

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

I hear things in Georgia are nice this time if year...

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

I'm callin' it: nighttime zombies > daytime zombies

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

Real men use firearms... I'm just sayin'

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

Crap. My cigarette supply is running low...

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

What the hell is wrong with people today?

[William Overbeck @Left4Bill]

It doesn't seem like I have much new stuff to say these days...