The All-Dan Team (middle names included).
C - Jason Daniel Kendall
1B - Dan Brouthers
2B - Danny Murphy
SS - George Daniel Weaver
3B - Dan Driessen
LF - Julio Daniel Martinez
CF - Dan Gladden
RF - Daniel Joseph Staub
DH - Joseph Daniel Votto
SP - Dan Haren
RP - Dan Quisenberry
I'll do you one better.
C - Mike Piazza
1B - Mike Epstein
2B - Mike Lansing
3B - Mike Schmidt
SS - Mike Bordick
LF - Mike Greenwell
CF - Mike Trout
RF - Mike Tiernan
DH - Mike Hargrove
SP - Mike Mussina
RP - Mike Marshall