Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻)

Left Right TIM is the actual worst and they have skid marks in their underwear! “Not funny” says Improv Magazine | 8:30 PM | Hale 270 | $3

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

“Ass” is not the slur I’m using either

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

They said I could say a slur tonight and you bet your ass I am

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

BREAKING NEWS: LEFT RIGHT TIM DID IN FACT JUST FALL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE. TO CLARIFY, THEY DO NOT EXIST IN THE CONTEXT OF ALL IN WHICH THEY LIVE AND WHAT CAME BEFORE THEM!!

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

ANTHROPOLOGY RULES AND COMEDIANS NEED TO FIND A CAREER #NewProfilePic

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

@laurenhspeaks @PopBase Please, @georgesantos !! If you support the arts, we would love an endorsement!!

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

Premiering at 8:30 in Hale 270 TONIGHT

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

MISS TIM IS BACK LADIES (and gentlemen)

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

LEFT RIGHT TIM HAS A FUCKING POOP G*N

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

WTF IS THIS?!?! MIGHT AS WELL THROW A TRENCH COAT OVER THEM AND SEND THEM INTO A PG-13 MOVIE

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

THERES A STENCH COMING FROM HALE 270 AND IT SMELLS LIKE BOOF. LEFT RIGHT TIMMY TURNER BOOFED SO HARD

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

UP DOWN JEFF HAS TAKEN OVER THIS AWFUL ACCOUNT #NEWPROFILEPIC

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

Shower PBRs are so underrated

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

First Left Right TIM show of the year? You know what that means. We’re doing our makeup with the Monsters University themed Revolution makeup pallet. If you want a glimpse, pull up to Hale 270 for our show TONIGHT

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

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[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

#notmymrgamemastersir

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

#NewProfilePic sorry, we got hacked last week and just got it back 😢

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

THIS ISNT OVER, YOU FREAKS!! WE WONT STOP UNTIL 270 IS OURS

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

UP DOWN JEFF HAS SOME COORDINATES FOR BIDEN TO A*RSTRIKE (40.0092°, -105.27496°)

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

POV: YOU GO TO A POOP RIGHT TIM SHOW. GET IT. ITS JUST A TRAGEDY.

[Left Right TIM (🤢🤡🐒🚽🧻) @LeftRightTIM]

#NewProfilePic #EW #hacked