Left Turn Logic

Calling out NASCAR fans one slow take at a time. Left turns aren’t the only thing going in circles.

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@MattAction @CrashGladys Damn. you sound triggered.

Let me buy you a straw so you can suck it the fuck up, boomer.

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@MattAction @CrashGladys Let's get you to bed, Grandpa.

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@glman99 I've seen plenty of people complain about it.

New fans hate it. It's hard to get invested in the sport when there are regular races that are four hours long.

Not every race needs to be cut down, but there are some that don't need to be 3+ hours.

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@MattAction @CrashGladys Okay?

That doesn't give you a reason to be a cunt to somebody.

You know who does that? Boomers.

So again, lets get you to bed, Grandpa.

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@MattAction @CrashGladys Okay, boomer. Lets get you to bed.

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@SnackhouseRacin @dabfordale "I'm going to keep repeating the same thing because I have no argument"

I bought you a book on Amazon. Hopefully it'll help you in the future, since all you keep doing is repeating the same thing.

Good luck to your family. They might need it 👀👀

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@SnackhouseRacin @dabfordale Please see above tweets since you just keep repeating the same thing.

"More secure than Chris Gabehart's google photo drive"

Based on how trigged you got when I called you low IQ, I'd say that's a huge lie.

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@SnackhouseRacin @dabfordale 😴😴I must have really hit a nerve if your only argument is to just repeat what you've already said 10 times.

Go ask ChatGPT for help, and come back to me.

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@SnackhouseRacin @dabfordale 😴😴😴 We're still on about this?

Your tweet reads "Hey ChatGPT, give me a good comeback because I have the IQ of a water bottle"

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@SnackhouseRacin @dabfordale

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@SnackhouseRacin @dabfordale Bro's rebuttal boils down to 'Nuh-uh' with extra characters.

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@SnackhouseRacin @dabfordale Did you just repeat what I said in an attempt to sound smart?

Holy shit this fanbase is cooked.

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@TroubleNTurn4 @dabfordale Nashville's green flag start time was 7pm last year, too.

God this fanbase is so fucking clueless.

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@SnackhouseRacin @dabfordale Green flag was set for 7:14.

Like, if your argument is so sound, why are you grasping at straws over 14 fucking minutes.

Which, mind you, is 6:14 local time.

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@MattAction @CrashGladys Guy's argument is really "I've watched NASCAR for 36 years and therefore no new ideas are allowed"

If NASCAR listened to boomers terrified of change, they'd still be racing without SAFER barriers and communicating by telegram 'that's how we've always done it'

Like fuck.

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@ihfarmall54 @NASCAR Okay Boomer, let's get you to bed.

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@_BAY_BULLY @alanisnking You idolize this one though, so it's okay?

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@Grear1Matthew @alanisnking "Proud to be a Christian"

But based on your timeline, you're also proud of a pedo being in the oval office?

I love the fact that, if you do believe in your bible, you'd be destined straight for hell.

Hypocritical fucking cunts lol.

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@OrigamiAndBooks @alanisnking The same society that blows their load at Donald Trump being a pedo?

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@tmcowling23 @alanisnking You know what else is a sin? Pedophilia. And you all blow your loads at that all of the time.

Sins list that you break hourly also include,

Eating shellfish, Eating Pork, Wearing mixed fabrics, Trimming beards, tattoos, working on the sabbath.

Bet you don't care about those