Lefty Leibowitz

Cogito ergo sum, and I have cookies, too!

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

And how frightening... https://t.co/GILZ94zUeO

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

Sorkin always does pay attention to the little detailS https://t.co/nJSyL5FpAS

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Aaron thing. https://t.co/qbKakWVOq8

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

As final votes counted, transphobic Gov. McCrory of NC has LOST the race. Don't let the bathroom door hit your ignorant ass on the way out.

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@AnanVII @piersmorgan @Richard_Schiff @allisonjanney my favorite show, actually

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

HOLY MATZOH BALLS! JON STEWART IS A JEW? Does @JoshMalina know about this? I bet they're in some sort of secret club with special hats!

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

HEY @realDonaldTrump how many Emmys have you got? And no, you can't make your own.

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@OttaviaBourdain @DRUDGE_REPORT So much stupidity is preceded by the phrase "They MEANT well"

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@JoshMalina @someecards I predict he's going to regret that, probably around 11pm Eastern Time

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

http://t.co/4iytvrjlLy via @someecards Please RT

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@JoshMalina @realDonaldTrump WHAT??? That fork and knife pizza eating bastard!

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

I have a queen size bed, minus the space the cats take up and it's a twin

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@kelly_carlin Just started taking an online course in philosophy & who an I posting in the favorite philosopher forum? George Carlin, natch

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@Gizmodo what else is on the internets other than porn?

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@ezraklein depends, will there be refreshments?

[West Wing Report (Edited by Paul Brandus) @WestWingReport]

On This Day. 1986: The space shuttle Challenger exploded, killing all seven crew members. President Reagan postponed his State of the Union

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@donnatella_moss WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? (I mean not the exact moment, but you get what I mean)

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@TDSCouch You're in a time out, Couch. Hand over your smart phone, dumbass

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@TDSCouch maybe not, but I have you-know-who on speed dial #3, right after my mother & my bookie... I mean my Rabbi

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@TDSCouch watch it couch, before I implore you to the Goodwill

[Lefty Leibowitz @LeftyLeibowitz]

@TDSCouch how the fuck do I know? Nobody ever explained the rules to me