stuff legako says

Bring me a cherry Diet Coke if you want to pass

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Wise words from the man himself. Stay safe y’all

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Student: were you sexually abused Legako: well I was an altar boy

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There’s this girl who works at sonic. And boy is she dumb. She’s dumber than a box of crayons. Actually I take that back. I think crayons have a higher IQ than her

[Natasha💖💕 @yagirlnatasha01]

@LegakoSays "Well tell your sister that you're prettier than her"

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When her boyfriends away, Kristina wants to play

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I just ate all of Sarah’s butts

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When I see a woman I don’t say I see a venti woman, I say I see a large woman

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Your mouth is like diarrhea, it never stops running

[stuff legako says @LegakoSays]

Trump body lotion! It says apply conservatively not liberally

[stuff legako says @LegakoSays]

Shut up Batman before I Robin your butt

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I’d beat you like a step child if I played you

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I want three girls to come over tonight to clean my trailer

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I’m not dating any of y’all. Y’all are too old for me. I mean young. Too young. Young.

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You were about to vape weren’t you? Hey make sure this kid doesn’t vape

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Get away from me you yellow thing

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Yeah well you’re grade maxes out at a C minus

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That’s what she said

[the real presto bismal @presto_bismal]

Legako: Ok so which one of you can find the directrix of this parabola?

Me: *raises hand*

Legako: No not you

Me: But I know this

Legako:

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Yeah but you’re a loser

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I’m his daddy. Not his really daddy. But his daddy.