Laura Pearson

Give yourself a hug, ‘cause you rule💕

[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

9 soft skills to fast-track your career:

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry I didn’t respond to your text. i was busy sending you funny videos in your dms

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

[angie 🫧♠️ @ih8petewentz]

you’re laughing. queen elizabeth is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back

[trash jones @jzux]

lavishing him with praise when he brings me coffee and a pastry so he’ll do it again. Pavlov’s boy

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

that proud little strut 😤

[Laura Pearson @LegallyLaura95]

Busy growing a baby��🏼
17 more weeks till I’m a mother ✌🏼

[Sarah @sillezzz]

Men invented golf so they could go on walks together and they invented podcasts so they could have meaningful conversations with each other

[Laura Pearson @LegallyLaura95]

@Austin_Ladd Hahaha omg🙃

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I hope you have the day you deserve.

[🐈‍⬛ @hydingadork]

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who tf am i to stop them

[Jaz🫧 @madaboutjaz]

I used to roll my eyes when my mom would tell me “people act a certain way because their jealous of you”. But as I got older I started to understand exactly what she meant.

[🫧 @REDSEASHAWTY]

we in a RECESSION and they worried about our COOCHIE thats crazy