Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you. This is a parody account ~ Not in any way affiliated with Chuck Norris

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If Chuck Norris were a nation- its chief export would be pain.

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Siri asks Chuck Norris questions.

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Chuck Norris won a gold medal in the 1984 Olympic Winter Games. While in Los Angeles.

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Chuck Norris invented sound, just to hear when he roundhouse kicks people

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Chuck Norris is the only person who knows the release date of Duke Nukem Forever.

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When Chuck Norris throws a grenade, everyone near the blast radius dies. Then the grenade explodes.

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When Chuck Norris uses a Port-a-John, not only does he fill the tank, he flushes when he is done.

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Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.

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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Chuck Norris dries his clothes underwater

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I built the hospital I was born in.

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A Chevy truck was totalled in a car accident. It hit black ice, then hit Chuck Norris. You tell me what did the damage.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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The quickest way to a man's heart? Chuck Norris' fist.

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If you're unlucky enough to work in the same office as Chuck Norris, be sure never to ask him for his three-hole punch.

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Tim Tebow can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Tim Tebow even further.