Sconto💜

na you sabi bro idgaf || spirits🕊️💜

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

Forever Humble

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

That aside what car is that?😭

[Glen @GlenBarche]

Throw a jersey like that to any other athlete on the planet and he’ll shove it right back in your face. Meanwhile Lionel Messi just picks it up with a smile, signs it and hands it over 🤌🏻🐐

[jindu✨ @jindu__]

The guy that I want The guy that wants me

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

@Kirapparody No tell me seh you no cashout reach 200k

[WONDRS @Kirapparody]

Not bad

[jindu✨ @jindu__]

Is cultism still a thing in universities?

[Bᴀɢʏ @thisizbagy]

I’m finally signing out of uni

4 years of stress
4 years of sleepless night is finally over

BSe in environmental education

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

Me and who dem kidnap I no con know who suffer pass again

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

Me and who dem kidnap I no con know who suffer pass again

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

12hrs nobody don ask for ein acc number
If na one female helpers go don choke everywhere.

[7STAR🌟🎖 @raheemotic]

Mutuals, it seems I'll be leaving X for a while. My phone got damaged this evening, so I may be inactive for some time.
Thank you for all the memories, support, and interactions. I'm even tweeting this from my neighbour's phone.
See you all again soon. ❤️🥲

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

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[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

Best picture of you?

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

@kinseyniyan Ong

[Oluwalobunmikinseyniyan💕 @kinseyniyan]

uni might just be the most stressful stage in one’s life💔

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

Wait Shebi that woman still Dey bush with those children?
All this stuff don die down as usual lol

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

MTN!!!!!
MTN!!!!!!!!
MTN!!!!!
MTN!!!!!!!!
MTN!!!!!
MTN!!!!!!!!

God will punish you and your generation 😭😭😭😭😭
Why my sub Dey finish this fast
Wetin I do?
Wetin I watch???😭😭😭

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

MTN!!!!!
MTN!!!!!!!!
MTN!!!!!
MTN!!!!!!!!
MTN!!!!!
MTN!!!!!!!!

God will punish you and your generation 😭😭😭😭😭
Why my sub Dey finish this fast
Wetin I do?
Wetin I watch???😭😭😭

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

How i wan take chop now? 💔

[Sconto💜 @LegitSconto]

I wonder, how’s it like to die by drowning ?