Lego Coder

I am Lego ...
I program computers ...
I am Lego Coder

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

Yay! I've been saved from the virus.

We've all been asked to clean our desks.

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

@PANGOLIN_2 @memecrashes @Drullkus Me too

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

I've got no Internet at home.
I can't turn on my lights!

Modern life!

[CelceBricks @CelceBricks]

Time to get building!

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

Made a school boy Friday error.

Fixed a someone else's bug and checked the fix in.

Now I can't leave until the build machine completes.

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

Yesterday I implemented a fairly elegant and easily expandable system.

Today I got a bug that fitted perfectly with my new system.

The programming gods are smiling upon me.

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

I've written some async code!

Problems many now have I, seems but to work it.

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

Well I've had a fun day...

I'll just tweak the display of this property in the editor...

5 hours later, all I've done is make it look worse and made it more painful to edit. A day wasted.

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

@benlandis How do you cope with door handles? Have you really had less illness from using contactless?

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

I've got a bug that only happens in an optimised build.

I can't debug it and look at local variables.

If I debug out the variables then the bug doesn't happen.

It's going to be an interesting afternoon.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honestly
Honestly, it’s fine
The Brit said, dishonestly
About all the many things
That were not fine
That were not fine at all

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Are you busy?”
I have more work for you

“Can I borrow you?”
I’m about to make my problem your problem

“Can I have a word?”
Pack up your desk

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

Epic recreation of Quake in cardboard.

https://t.co/SXuWKtHnCa

[Andy Esser @Streams_Cleric]

Breakfast of champions

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

It's the last hour of the last day of working for the year!

Happy Christmas Fellow Coders!

Time for noisy tunes to drown out the Christmas joy.

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

Day almost started with a disaster...

The drinks fridge was empty!

Time for a raid in the downstairs office. Caffeine levels restored.

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

Well, the start of the day was a disaster of biblical proportions!

No brown sauce in the canteen!

That's the day ruined then.

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

I think I must be ill.

I'm full of energy and enthusiasm!
I'm coding at double speed and I don't even have my tunes on.

[Tech Curmudgeon @tech_faq]

Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.

[Lego Coder @Lego_Coder]

I hate, hate, hate getting bugs bounced back.

It makes me look like a right Muppet.

Especially when the bug is still present!