Leif Portmann-Bown

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

Ten years down the road, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn't settle for it.

[Washington Athletics @UWAthletics]

THIS TEAM JUST MADE HISTORY!

#GoHuskies x @UW_MSoccer

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

Thanks @BYUfootball

[GoPro @GoPro]

1️⃣, 2️⃣, 3️⃣, 😮🌀❗️ Fabian Bösch goes for broke as things heat up at the #AudiNines. ⛷

Alex Meliss on the follow-cam with #GoProHERO6. 🎬

[Ethan @caton33]

Retweet and I’ll draw your avi 👀

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

I smell an upset. #UMBC @maxportmann

[relatable @byreIatable]

[writes paper]
This doesn’t make any sense
[doesn’t proofread]
[turns paper in]

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

Political theory prof "i will give a 4.0 to anyone who stops doing the class work, and lives hedonisticaly for the next 4 weeks... but I need video evidence" #overheardatuw

[relatable @byreIatable]

College Logic: skip class in order to do better in another class

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

Them: It's 2018 nobody cares that you're gay. Homophobia doesn't exist anymore. Get over yourself.

My YouTube notifications:

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

When you have to give your uber driver directions because they are trying to drive up a one way street. 🙃🙄

[1% battery @Morganott552]

Happy 22 bro. Hope you got better dancers for this years party

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

The Dennis system is low key real #youhearditherefirst

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Retweets Video From Anti-Muslim Hate Group https://t.co/WGwZg7aOYZ

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

"The best part about getting married is the registry... oh and love and all that" -my English professor
😂

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

"I literally got hard thinking about my skis" -ZH #justskierthings

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"I’m just a humble lightweight, semi-automatic rifle; I never expected this kind of outpouring of affection." https://t.co/AQsfpMWDBS

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

Nothing's better than waking up to coffee your roommates made 😊☕️

[Leif Portmann-Bown @LeifBown]

It doesn't matter how much sleep get, no matter what when I get to my Econ class I feel like I'm gonna pass out 😴🙃🙃

[relatable @byreIatable]

[writes paper]
this doesnt make any sense
[prints it]
[doesn't proofread]
[hands it in for a grade]