Leif

Fly, you fools.

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The 'Dark Souls' of Checkers

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@paularambles

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@SusanArendt Miles. Texas.

Time has never made sense to me—too many variables and so it could change. Unless there’s a detour, the miles will stay the same.

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@TomRMarks Congratulations, Tom! :) So cool.

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@SamuelWRoberts That's awesome, man! I will break my months-long silence to say congrats! lol, Worth it. :)

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@dougboneparth I got a ticket there once

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I’ve never been so happy that I bought a Switch Lite than right now—standing in a ridiculously long line for a rental car. At this rate, I’ll beat Tears of the Kingdom again by the time I reach the counter.

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Photo I took of the kitty at one of my favorite bodegas. She was also featured on here a couple of years ago and looked a lot less grumpy then.

(But she still enjoyed being petted!)

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Copyeditors at the New Yorker be like “In my in-box there’s an e-mail from a teen-ager who won’t coöperate in the reëlection, instead focussing on his début Web site”

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bad will hunting

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@DanStapleton Hahaha, yes. (He loathed mercenaries and The Prince says several times not to use them. And keep in mind that’s a very short book.)

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@DanStapleton He should have read his Machiavelli more closely.

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@Scambl Could just be that everyone’s just backed away from that after how embarrassing some
high-profile “idea guys” have become lately.

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@SusanArendt Yeeee-epp.

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@JoannaStern Reddit? >_>

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@BeShuster Hmmmmmm.

Too soon, alas.

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@AlexQRyan I’m fine, but my roommate is in misery. (But I had a bad cough for a MONTH a month ago. I haaaaated it.)

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Starfield

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@pragmacat Pretty much did, too lol