ashliimarie

Just over here turning water into kool-aid...your move Jesus

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

@YFNjeromeB So true it’s sad

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Search “idiot” on Google images.

[AmericanHorrorStory @AHSFX]

😲 ...Jessica Lange will be returning as Constance in an episode that @MsSarahPaulson will be directing in AHS season 8. #TCA18 #AHSFX

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

Hey @Drake I used to be broke but goin to yo concert now ya girl just broke #whytho bring that thing back

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

Is it possible to make a boomerang without being basic... asking for a friend

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

Nothing like working a 12 hour day on a Friday 😒

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

I just scared the literal piss out of my dog because I yelled her name so loud out of excitement to see her no it’s fine

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

Blew a couple vocal chords belting out Whitney Houston this weekend ... pretty typical Saturday night

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

I want Vinny’s show me your pitties so bad you don’t even know ... who do I have to rob for this

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

iPhone stop correcting my ha’s to ya’s I’m not over here just yaya-ing my way through the day

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

It’s Friday the 13th ... but I got pooped on by a bird so the bad luck just cancels out right

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

I just ate a whole bowl of sliced pickles... but with a fork because I’m classy

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

When the bartender asks for the year you were born and you say your entire birthday just to be safe #nationalbeerday

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

You ever sneezed with your foot on the gas and peel out a bit ... asking for a friend

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

@MicheleWilgocki I almost said bruh but I knew you wouldn’t approve

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

Man I get so bitter when I’m goin 85 on the interstate then a cop passes me goin 90 I’d get pulled over for that mess it’s bananas.. but aye didn’t get pulled over goin 10 over count yo blessings

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

@YFNjeromeB I just love student debt it’s my favorite

[ashliimarie @LeitUpYourWorld]

Got called mam twice today... might as well put me in my grave now