Chris Smith

Technical Officer for a charity by day. I fix computers, sell stuff online and try to make life better for people in my own little way.

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@BeneceaDraws

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@deathbulge

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@Tree_on_crack @RinnerStrikes

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@deathbulge FINALLY. I can now live my dream of kicking doors clean off their fucking hinges from the comfort of my sofa. Thank you, Dan Fish Emoji At Symbol Deathbulge Dot Beesky Dot Social!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

After 14 years in power, the Tories decide that the right time to abolish business rates is when they can't.

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@fesshole Wandering in, not wondering.

[Dan Santhems @DSanthems]

WhEn Is sTrAiGhT PrIdE MoNtH?

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

When Metropolitan Police officer Wayne Couzens kidnapped and murdered Sarah Everard, Nigel Farage released a five-minute video urging people not to attack men or the police.

Today, in response to the murder of Henry Nowak, he called for "pure cold rage."

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@Wandregisel98 @anon_opin Very accommodating of lesbian couples, I must say.

Very... non-euclidean of the men, I suppose?

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@rare_txt Counterpoint: fucking sunrise and sunset.

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@poncle_vampire hopital

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

So you know what @bbcquestiontime did with Farage? They’re now doing it with AI.

This ‘expert’ panel on AI is a disgrace: not one critical voice.

Gilbert works for Tony Blair to promote AI. Jones is govt chief AI booster (& Blair flunky). Riparbelli is industry. Gawdat is ex industry. And for ‘balance’? A Tory MP.
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[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@fesshole Past. You walked past.

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@GamesDoneQuick

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@RinnerStrikes It's giving real "diamond is the hardest metal" energy.

[casey @tinyrowlet]

as a trans man i'm not allowed to use the men's toilet now because it says F on my birth certificate but i'm also not allowed to use the women's toilet because i may cause distress for looking like a man.... WHERE TF DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS????

[SpeakOutSister @speakoutsister]

Tay Beales a 22 year old lesbian was thrown out of Marks snd Spencer toilets when staff said she was a man.

She was told to use the men's toilets.

This is the future "gender critical feminists" want.

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@anon_opin Drawer.

[Chris Smith @Leivan]

@TiredActor Should just dub over it with you singing the song instead! 🎶