Lemon

Some dude dared me that I couldn't be funny. Might as well try. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Lemon @LemonLaughs]

I wish there were mini giraffes & you could own one & put it in a pen in your house or backyard & you could say,"look at my raffe." #thelife

[Lemon @LemonLaughs]

When youre walking down a hallway n see someone u know but don't know if u should say hi or not or if its rude or isnt rude or what to do 😳

[Lemon @LemonLaughs]

174 followers...triple digits up in this place. #itsgettinghotupinhere #jk

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Retweet if you want to meet yourself from someone else’s point of view.

[Lemon @LemonLaughs]

Lemons are like life. Period.

[Lemon @LemonLaughs]

Dig the name man @PhantasticFruit get it? Cuz I'm a lemon and...you're...ya know...fruit. #funny #notfunny

[Lemon @LemonLaughs]

There's always that one kid in your PE class that you can say to: "This isn't the Olympics. Calm the fuck down." #lemonlaughs

[Lemon @LemonLaughs]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's cool

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

In an effort to be a more well-rounded person I've begun eating a lot more.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.

[Lemon @LemonLaughs]

People have loves in their lives. I'm glad for those people. Mine just happens to be food.

[Lemon @LemonLaughs]

What did the lemon say to the lime?
Sour you doing?
#notfunnyatallisit?

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

I'm more concerned about catching up on my TV shows than I am about my homework.