LemonPear

Loving all things related to language, travel, and social media trends.

[Cassandra Basler @CassBasler]

How politicized is omicron in Michigan? I asked my family if we could all take at-home rapid tests before visiting indoors on Christmas. Then I was simply ✨uninvited✨

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

BREAKING: my husband was just talking to a casual acquaintance whose name he couldn’t remember, so he said “I’m sorry I forget your name?” and the guy told him his name. I didn’t know you could do that??

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

So...he just gets away with it?
That's the lesson?

[Brian Guest @brguest20]

I filled out a Trump survey trashing him a week ago, and in the NAME field I put Fuck You as my name. Forgot about it. Then just got this email out of the blue. And I’ve never been more baffled or laughed as hard as I just have. I thought he emailed truly addressing me like this

[Nick Arvin @NickArvin]

If I am named Secretary of Transportation, I pledge to implement all of Richard Scarry's best ideas.

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

Do not use derogatory terms, such as insane, crazy/crazed, nuts or deranged, unless they are part of a quotation that is essential to the story.
Avoid using mental health terms to describe unrelated issues. Don’t say that an awards show, for example, was schizophrenic.

[Luke Lynch @LukeLynch]

Whoever put this billboard up across the street from the site of @realDonaldTrump's rally tomorrow deserves all of the awards.

#2020Election
#DumpTrump

[LemonPear @LemonPearComm]

I’m sending noods to my family. #SendNoods #Sweepstakes

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

native spanish speakers: our language has existed for over 1500 years and is the second-most spoken on earth

taco bell: cool well we made up some new words for y’all

[Love In The Time of Corona @LoveinCoronaTV]

Parents, embarrassing at every age. #LoveInTheTimeOfCorona

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Follow the science. Follow the data. Stop politicizing public health.

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

interviewer: so why did you come up with this?

inventor of cliffsnotes: well to make a long story short

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

I miss living in precedented times.

[tom @pilau]

him: what can I do for you

me: I want to pay for my sins

him: this is a McDonald's

me: I want to pay for my McSins

[Cruise Critic @CruiseCritic]

Cruise Critic Survey: 76 percent of cruisers want to sail: https://t.co/5gxOvTb0c8

[LETS TALK MOVIE @LetstalkMovie_]

"You're only given one little spark of madness. If you lose that, you're nothing."

Today would've been Robin Williams' 69th Birthday.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Joe Biden should announce that the first bill he’ll introduce as President is the John Lewis Voting Rights Act of 2021, a law that would guarantee every American the right to vote and the right to equal representation.

It would restore the Voting Rights Act, but also ensure:

[Reuters @Reuters]

California blames PG&E for Kincade wildfire in wine country https://t.co/O8O1Gx1CzC

[CNN @CNN]

It may soon be illegal to make discriminatory, racially biased 911 calls in San Francisco. https://t.co/2NHURM6QGT