Lemonpillows

I'm nearly 40 and still can't sew or knit and I've never been to a dinner party. not sure I'd pass the grown up test...

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So in the absence of friends, my eggy pumps are keeping me company. NY Resolution 1; no more Bombay mix..

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@yidaho_UK @sarspari11a @sarahdal Yaay!

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@sarspari11a @yidaho_UK @sarahdal gotta do it!

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So I'm back. What have I missed?

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Dammit! #wrongpantsdisaster :/

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Very visible security presence at Eton dining room today. Wonder what that's about then..

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@Brownevk yucky. And it's not even summer yet!

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@communityjuice slough. You can walk from the Hmo's housing new migrants at end of slough high street to Eton high street in 5 mins.

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@Brownevk even the slim guy opposite me takes up more than one seat space..

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People are standing in this busy train because they don't want to sit next to me. I can't make myself any smaller. Sorry. #fatgirlcommute

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@TrevorMLambert Hallo *waves* yeah. Been ill for a while so been off Twitter completely. Hoping to be back soon :) how's you?

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@femmeismygender John Lewis charge the same rate but without supplying cables and with no advice on a bracket. So it must be the rate..

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@femmeismygender includes bracket, cabling, running down the wall, etc.

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@femmeismygender I have borrowed a drill but my skills aren't up to it yet. And don't wanna risk ruining a tv on a dodgy install!

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@femmeismygender its the first quote so I don't know, but looking online it looks average :(

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Woo hoo! Visitor and important phone call done. Time for a kip now :)

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Wow. Getting a tv mounted on the wall is EXPENSIVE! Half the cost of the tv in fact.. Ouch..

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I just held a genuine London 2012 Olympic gold medal. It's really heavy.. A memorable night.

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Currently being *that* passenger. Fat girl. Eating a pasty. On the District line.

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I can see clearly now the rain has gone.. And now I remembered I have glasses. Amazing inventions..