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The future is almost now.

[🎖️ @Lengman__]

TINUBU’S ADMINISTRATION REPORT CARD👇🏽👇🏽

ECONOMY & COST OF LIVING

- Fuel price: ₦198/litre → ₦1,400/litre — a 600% increase, with zero cushioning for citizens.

- Exchange rate: ₦463/$ → ₦1,420/$
Naira lost over 200% of its value.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨💣 BREAKING: PSG statement on Diomandé to Real Madrid:

“They were asking for crazy money for a player who has potential but was playing in the Spanish 2nd division 1 year ago.

We won’t break the bank because a club arrived with fireworks.

THIS SHOWS WHERE REAL MADRID ARE RIGHT NOW.”

@lequipe

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Inter Milan in negotiations to sign John Stones as free agent. 32yo centre-back available after leaving #MCFC + talks between England int’l & #Inter advancing - on track to be done by end of week. W/ @JamesHorncastle @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano https://t.co/zqkGu4pZ1c

[🎖️ @Lengman__]

God, No

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Leeds United on verge of completing agreement with Manchester City to sign James Trafford. Deal for #MCFC goalkeeper worth £40m guaranteed fee plus bonuses - 23yo England international’s transfer to #LUFC now in process of being finalised @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6WVakNKlol

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Leeds United on verge of completing agreement with Manchester City to sign James Trafford. Deal for #MCFC goalkeeper worth £40m guaranteed fee plus bonuses - 23yo England international’s transfer to #LUFC now in process of being finalised @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6WVakNKlol

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Chelsea lead race to sign Jordan Henderson as new midfielder, another surprise for #CFC.

Henderson can leave Brentford on a free transfer and Chelsea are ahead in race with two more clubs for England international.

Former Liverpool midfielder, open to the move.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea working to sign Jordan Henderson from Brentford. #CFC top contender among multiple PL clubs eyeing England midfielder as #BrentfordFC ready to grant free transfer. Amicable situation + healthy relations between 36yo/club @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/8dOBIcm9g4

[ant @anthimseIf]

The Odyssey didn’t even feel like it was 3 hours long

[🎖️ @Lengman__]

The failure of the great is the joy of a mediocre.

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨📸 Yan Diomande is still at work with RB Leipzig today, waiting for the final agreement between Real Madrid and RB on what is planned to become a club-record sale.

Diomande is ready to undergo his medical with Real, but has not yet been given the green light to travel. Personal terms are 100 % agreed.

©️@RBLeipzig 🇨🇮

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Fair play man, he won.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Dem go need put hand inside my throat to comot the apology.

Play on for me jor, otu

[KENNY ROSKY 😊 @KennyRosky7773]

“Nigerians must dismantle the system that produced Bola Tinubu; otherwise, it will continue to produce leaders even worse than what the nation can bear.”

— Dele Farotimi

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇯🇵 Paris Saint-Germain and Juventus are both in talks with Parma for Zion Suzuki.

PSG see Suzuki as investment for future but can’t guarantee starting GK spot 🔴🔵

Juventus want him as starting GK if Dibu Martínez deal collapses; Suzuki keen but no green light from Parma ⚪️⚫️

[🎖️ @Lengman__]

Why did I read it as “are untouchable” 🤣🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Liam Delap and Emmanuel Emegha are not untouchable for Chelsea this summer.

Exits under consideration on club side in case of good proposals in the next weeks.

🎥 https://t.co/cMfwuqgtU3

[Yaks™ @trays024]

Thank God for Ronaldinho, a tall man and a dribble king
I also love it that the only time Messi and Ronaldo met in a UCL final, Messi scored with a header.

You're welcome.

[K.O.B ™ @omoteejojo]

Our politicians no get personality outside embezzling national funds.

[Felix @felixherbt]

The richest oil-producing country on the African continent became the hungriest. Let that sink in.

[Aarohi @hamlakroo]

One of my favourite choices in Nolan's The Odyssey 2026 is how the gods never appear in their true divine forms. Their presence is felt, not seen. Zeus speaks through thunder, Poseidon through relentles waves and unforgiving storms, the divine is always there just beyond human understanding

Athena was the goddess, the priestess and odysseus guilt all at once