Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater

Rating the jokes Len Kasper tells on the Cubs broadcasts. Cubs fan. Thinks JD should sell the jokes better. Len says to follow us.

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

This is the million-dollar question right now. I’ll see if Boog has the sam deadpan humor before I make a decision

[Matthew McCue @MattMcCue15]

@LenJokes So, will your attention follow Len to the southside? Or will this account become a Boog Sciambi jokes rater account?

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

(But Boog is really good at this. Just keep Bill Walton away from our broadcast booth.)

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

HE’LL NEVER BE MY REAL DAD

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Welcome to Marquee Sports Network and @Cubs, @BoogSciambi!

Release: https://t.co/61tmpSlUEi

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

We’re the lucky ones Len.

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

Losing Theo: sad
Losing Schwarber: really sad
Losing Len: Just the complete opposite of a Christmas gift. Like half the fun of watching these guys ripped away at once.

[Sahadev Sharma @sahadevsharma]

I expected some big departures from the Cubs this offseason, but this one came as a shocker. Sources have confirmed to The Athletic that Len Kasper is leaving the Cubs to take the White Sox radio play-by-play job. Story: https://t.co/SSBZofOoTx

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

https://t.co/UONnEZrCSq

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

PAIN.

#CHIvsGB | #DaBears

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

Gregg I suggest you move right on to bargaining

[Double G @GreggDSchroeder]

@LenJokes This team blows. I want 9 new faces next year

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

Not the way we Cubs fans wanted the season to end, but I had fun with you all! Back at it it in 2021

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

@Tommahawk35 I hadn’t thought about it, but that’s an 8/10 burn!

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

After Indians catcher Austin Hedges unsuccessfully tries to frame a pitch: “He hedges his bets a little bit.” Len off to a hot start in the first inning tonight! 6.5/10

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

We have a lot of people questioning our ratings tonight. Our ratings are final and perfect.

[thatChigurl @thatquietgurl]

@LenJokes 7.5/10

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

We hold a monopoly on the ratings Trey

[Easy Jim @JohnnySalami77]

@LenJokes That’s gotta be a 10/10 just on the reference alone

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

JD says Heyward is the “leader of the pack” and then when he strikes out on a low pitch Len says, “That pitch was down, down, down.” Maybe the most obscure reference I’ve ever seen, 6/10 https://t.co/vDEij14LPt

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

I cannot believe I missed this one. If Brian here is to be believed, we have an all-timer on our hands, folks

[Brian Earnest @EarnestBrian]

“This game is like.a quality pair of panty hoes.....no runs” @LenKasper @LenJokes 9.5/10 Might even be a 10. 😂😂😂

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

Talking about umpire Ron Culpa missing a call: “Would he say mea...?” I love that Len didn’t even finish this joke, just let the viewer fill in the obvious punchline. Flawless delivery. 9/10

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

FOLLOW UP: “I’m kidding by the way, I don’t want a big pile iPhones at Wrigley tomorrow.” You heard the man!

[Len Kasper’s Jokes Rater @LenJokes]

Discussing Baez’s comments about not being able to look at video to make in-game adjustments: “It’s easy to say ‘Just go up there and hit the ball.’ But why don’t you send us your iPhone for four days and see how you feel.” Len is sassy tonight! 7/10