Lenny Lobster

The fastest lobster in the sea and on land

[Lenny Lobster @LennyMaineEvent]

@PromoSeminar @RidersBaseball Hold up, ima let you finish but @Slugger_SeaDog had the greatest promotion of all time ....

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@justinpierce912 Fun fact: I went undrafted

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I’m like #BennytheJet baby! Leaving the #MaineEvent crew in the dust like they were the Beast. #SandlotDay #LobsterSZN

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@TimBurr_MEevent @Spud_MaineEvent @TimBurr_MEevent it might be time to see an #Arborist ... I’m worried about you. Your delusions are getting worse

[Lenny Lobster @LennyMaineEvent]

Another #MaineEvent .. another win. #LobsterSZN

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@TimBurr_MEevent I won last nights #MaineEvent
@TimBurr_MEevent I’m worried about you. Your last two tweets haven’t made sense. Have the #barkbeetles gotten to you???

[Lenny Lobster @LennyMaineEvent]

@TimBurr_MEevent Another classic “swing and a miss” joke by @TimBurr_MEevent

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@crague2 @BobbiJo_Berry @Spud_MaineEvent Couple bad seasons, she went soft and mushy

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#MaineEvent tonight... odds are @BobbiJo_Berry and @Spud_MaineEvent make excuses and bring out the waterworks after I win again
#LobsterSZN

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Why don’t you just cry me a river? That’s just racing baby! The cream always finds itself on top! #LobsterSZN https://t.co/yOOn203NCY

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@LennyMaineEvent @vindiesel Gently bump?! GENTLY BUMP!!?? Does this look like me being "gently bumped" #JusticeforSpud

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@BobbiJo_Berry @vindiesel @Spud_MaineEvent Hey @BobbiJo_Berry zip it 🤐

[Lenny Lobster @LennyMaineEvent]

It’s #LobsterSZN baby! @vindiesel said it best. It don’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile.. or gently bump @Spud_MaineEvent .... winings winning

[Lenny Lobster @LennyMaineEvent]

@disneyyankeewvu @PortlandSeaDogs That’s just racing brother... I play for keeps #LobsterSZN

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@BobbiJo_Berry Wait.. winning streak?? You’ve won 1 out of the last 9 #MaineEvents ...
“Started from the bottom, I’m still here”
#LobsterSZN

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Typical day in loser-vile... population @Spud_MaineEvent #MaineEvent #nevertastedvictory #LobsterSZN

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Sure I might have been scared and froze, but at least i didn't fall in fear like a sack of potatoes... @Spud_MaineEvent could you be less athletic? @PortlandSeaDogs #LobsterSZN

[Lenny Lobster @LennyMaineEvent]

I don’t like being scared... @BobbiJo_Berry should be disqualified, she didn’t run the full race! #FieldofScreams #LobsterSZN

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@BobbiJo_Berry your #MaineEvent career is like a case of the Monday’s....
#LobsterSZN

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@disneyyankeewvu

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If you ain’t cheatin’ you ain’t tryin’ !
#LobsterSZN #MaineEvent #winstreak

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@Cashmont Do you mean Derek’s wife??