Len Matthews

[Len Matthews @LenThevicar]

2 weddings tommorow ... I've written 'Jesus is Coming' on a johnny bag just in case I get lucky Amen

[Len Matthews @LenThevicar]

Sat in Rectory library eating a mouse with a finger of fudge stuck up my arse .. Heaven. Amen

[Len Matthews @LenThevicar]

What would the WI say if they could see me wiping down my boner in one of their jam pans?

[Len Matthews @LenThevicar]

W.I. are in the church hall today, I'm hiding behind the Zumba screen knocking one off into a sports sock Amen

[Len Matthews @LenThevicar]

Hoping there is some decent fanny at tonight's service. Have buffed my helmet up with kiwi cherry red just in case .. Amen

[Len Matthews @LenThevicar]

Alone in the darkness of theRectory basement... The only sound is the drip drip drip of a walls magnum melting onto my aching boner

[Len Matthews @LenThevicar]

Got a hard on next to the altar this morning.. Ran it under the tap and it went away... Amen!

[Len Matthews @LenThevicar]

Greetings from St Marys. Just cleaning my cock with a j cloth in anticipation of tonight's service