Leonʕᵒᴥᵒʔ

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro

Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people

via CNN Brasil

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: S&P 500 hits record $69 trillion valuation

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Trump says reports claiming US and Iran have stopped talking are "fake news"

[Leonʕᵒᴥᵒʔ @Leon0409_]

@RedPandaMining

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Pizza Party Day.

[fldammy @fldammy]

Take a look at the next game @NeoxaNet is bring online at https://t.co/geqMYe8upF sometime this weekend. No, it's not up yet, but it will be this weekend. Amazing what the Neoxa SDK can be used on.

[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

nigga built like a pile of shit

[MT aus HB | AG Enbys in der AfD @mtaushb]

He did what?

[SpongeBob Schwammkopf Fakten 🫧🧽 @Spongebobfakten]

Weil Friedrich Merz uns dafür bald umbringen will, auch Spongebob und Patrick und Bikini Bottom leugnen Israels Existenzrecht ❤️‍🩹😊

[˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚ @Tv1xxV]

No invincible until next year…

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Old people looking at phones