Leona Benner

I wrote a few children's books... Not on purpose.

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching netflix and you play with my hair

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Sexist Selfies
http://t.co/Y1Xweey4xR

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

i can't hang out tomorrow i'm too busy doing nothing alone sorry

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they've petted. feel happy. so much happiness.

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

"has something ever bothered you but you can't say anything because you don't want to seem crazy, I know if you're a girl you understand me"

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

Hakuna Ma'Vodka It means no memories for the rest of ur night

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

in the mood to cuddle for 2 days straight

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Relationships These Days
http://t.co/9KYIjQ9IRB

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

"im glad dogs cant read the ""no dogs allowed"" signs so they dont feel sad & left out"

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

This Is Why We Love Latinas
http://t.co/Tsw8AwuUg3

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

i may not be your cup of tea but i'm your 10th shot of tequila

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Pictures That Will Make You Go 'Oh SH*T'!
http://t.co/F8fUGRAxoZ

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

"mom I can't go to school today I'm sick ""with what"" ""fergalicious definition make them boys go loco"""

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

"i have one of those ""could be 12, could be 18"" faces"

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"weekends are such a tease now that summer is so close, bring on the real thing"

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

I DESERVE A CUTE BOYFRIEND IM A NICE FUCKING PERSON I DESERVE THIS

[Leona Benner @LeonaBenner]

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary