Leon the Poet

The Puppy with the Poems!

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

Soy yo

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

@twperritos Uhm hello yes that is me

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

Fourteen unique tracks to choose from
Banjo, keys, guitar and then some.
Guaranteed to make your heart hum,
Won’t you buy his indie album?

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

U threw it again,
For me to go get,
But whether I’ll fetch it,
Ain’t such a sure bet.
Not I sayin I wanna,
Not sayin I don’t,
So maybe I will...
...but probably won’t.

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

I do a lot of talking,
It’s part of my job,
Like pulling when we’re walking,
Or making hearts throb.
But I’ll tell you a secret,
My deepest one, too,
My favorite thing is quiet time,
Sitting there with you.

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

I couldn’t help but notice
That in ur closed-up fist
Ur hiding something tasty,
Plz gib, I must insist.
It’s awfully unfair, ma’am,
To keep me from my prey,
And until you open up that hand,
I won’t go away.

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

If u can’t handle my best,
U don’t get the worst,
Or something like that—
It might be reversed.
My idioms ain’t perfect,
In every sense of the word,
But I still aim to kill
Two stones with one bird.

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

Moving day is here at last,
Now we pack what we’ve amassed,
Boxes, blankets, tools and tape,
We’ll find out if u’re in shape...
Box up all that u can see,
But don’t forget to pack up ME!

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

“He’s THICC,” they said,
With no real proof,
Their thoughts were simply put,
Aloof.
For if they’d tried to know,
In truth,
They’d find a heaping mound of...
FLOOF.

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

When Texas cold had stolen power,
One pup lit up that frightful hour,
While others saw sheer disarray,
He’d seize his chance to go and play.

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

He wasn’t sure where it came from,
Nor when, or how, or why—
But stepping just one paw in some,
A spark befell his eye.
He found his heart among this stuff
He’d not seen to this date—
He’d never know just what it was,
But boy did it taste great.

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

Life can get ruff,
It can be a real slog,
But it gets a lot better,
When u live with a dog!

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

Amgery blep for #tongueouttuesday

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

Most things u say
I just listen and yawn,
WHADDAYOUMEAN
“The treatos r gone?!”

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

This street is named after my breeder,
I think, but I’m not much a reader,
So I asked my mother—
Smart like no other—
I guess I might actually need her.

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

You’re my rock,
You’re my hero,
You’re my only resort,
I’ll always look up to you—
Not just ‘cause I’m short!

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

I wrote u a poem,
Here’s how it goes:
It starts with a stanza,
And moves on with prose.
There’s not yet an ending,
I’ll give it a whirl:
Roses are red, violets are—
SQUIRREL!

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

My mom told me I’ve too much sass,
And stuck me in this Masterclass.
I’ll try to practice what I’m taught,
Will I change?
Probably not.
#leonrhymes

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

Here r my eyes,
They look for ur treats,
Here is my tail,
It wags when I greet,
Here is my bref,
It smells like roast beef,
And here r my chompers
But I call em TEEF.

[Leon the Poet @LeonVanSam]

I’m happy to see u!
My tail did a wag!
The time u were gone
Was kind of a drag.
U left with my heart,
And a hole formed within it,
I’m 𝙣𝙤𝙩 just dramatic—
It was a really long minute!