Cecil Platestash

Hackiesack, Hieneken, Hoops. College Basketball’s Horniest Insider - .008 PPG Middle School Basketball

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Putting the Big10 on high alert for Kurr Teng x Jesse McCulloch this season. This duo will have dedicated shrines across East Lansing come February

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If Neymar was white he would’ve been Justin Beiber. And I believe thats a testament to just how Brazilian JB is

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The absolute LAST thing I would do if I had $16m would be paying BENNEDICT MATHURIN to be around for 2 YEARS. No real basketball reasoning, I’m just hating to hate. I still hold resentment in my heart from the shit talk to Jaden Ivey during the rising stars game

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Just stroked my shit to an Ebuka Okorie bagwork compilation. Those poor fuckers in the ACC had no idea what hit them. Kid has a handle like a big bottle of tito’s

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FUCKKK I LOVE YOU!!! I’LL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU!! I MISS YOU SO FUCKING MUCH VICTOR OLADIPO!! MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

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Tarris Reed is a bonafide NBA player. Slow game with tough matchups and foul trouble tonight. But someone will be getting a demon with a mid-late lottery pick

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A guy with the farmers tan of Austin Reaves’ caliber should never enter the paint. Stay in 3 point land and spray, son!

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Is Will Riley the blueprint for the neo-semi-slashing-playforward-scoring-combo guard? A lot to like about this young man’s game. I will be following his future closer than my own son’s

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My sweet, sweet Rocket Watts. I feel comfort knowing that no matter how far, no matter how hard times get, we both look up in the night’s sky and see the same moon each night

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Bruce Pearl kill yourself challenege (SUPER EASY EDITION)

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Tried to not get a boner at the gym so I thought about Ryan Kalkbrenner at Creighton and it only got worse

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Dejounte Murray would’ve been such a good R&B artist in the 2000s. Missed opportunity. Now he’s on the worst NBA team and his nickname is the cockmuncher

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Naz Reid? More like Naz Read my will, I’ve left my children off of it and all of my assets are going towards his jersey retirement ceremony

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Oscar Tshibwe X Bryce Sensabaugh. Putting the league on notice NOW. Face of the league type duo next season

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I love Cade Cunningham. Watching him with a basketball in his hands brings me more joy than spending time with my children. Seeing him command the court makes me happier than when I was on my wedding day. I’d kill myself if Cade Cunningham asked me to

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Melvin Council Jr legacy game. If my wife still slept in the same bed as me I’d wake her up just to watch his top 10 hustle plays from this Arizona game on youtube

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Adam Silver (terrorist) is going to punish Isaiah Stewart (moral protagonist) for hitting Miles Bridges (woman beater). Make it make sense please

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Rick Mahorn putting up shots on Mayor Sheffield live on 97.1 #Salute thats my Piston

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I needed a minute after last night, a cool down. Will Riley I fucking hate you, I hated you last year, and I will hate you for years to come. Vukcevic should be excommunicated from the league for that foul on Cade Cunningham.

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LeJuan Watts I was unfamiliar with your game. But boy do I fucking love it. Jusy straight bas-ket-ball. The way our savior Dr Naismith envisioned it. I love watching this kid with the ball in his hands