Leo

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[Leo @Leoserver]

@TattooedDoll2 Get well soon x

[Leo @Leoserver]

Good riddance

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Jadon Sancho leaves Man United as free agent after 5 years since joining on £75m deal from BVB.

United’s 4th most expensive signing ever says goodbye on a free after Aston Villa loan.

[Leo @Leoserver]

@TheFootyFeed More AI slop

[Leo @Leoserver]

@SimonJohnson_ @cleanupbritain @keithhann @_GeorgeFinch @bbcmtd 😂

[Leo @Leoserver]

Crystal Clear footage - Let them feel the (Full) letter of the law.

[Clean Up Britain @cleanupbritain]

This couple have been caught on camera fly-tipping near Nuneaton. The evidence will be passed to the Leader of Warks County Council @_GeorgeFinch who, we have full confidence, will ensure these people are prosecuted. @bbcmtd

[Leo @Leoserver]

@TattooedDoll2 I am no fan of his or arsenal but she's a nice looking lady

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

That’s the way to finish a season 💥
3points, 3 goals and a clean sheet at the seaside ❤️

UP THE REDS 🔴

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Djed Spence with a broken jaw rather than Trent Alexander-Arnold. Explain it to me like I’m 5.

[MC @UtdMicah]

Leaving a player like Wharton out for Jordan Henderson is exactly why people wanted Southgate sacked btw.

Swapped an English dinosaur for a German one.

[mufcytp @mufcytp]

Marcus Rashford believes Manchester United offering him £325,000-a-week wages was “when things got tough.”

It is beyond belief that some players think the club failed them when, in reality, they failed the club.

Despite playing for Manchester United for 9.5 years and coming through the academy, he never truly took responsibility to help lead the club in the right direction.

Instead, United continued to stand by him even when it became evident he was not giving his best on the pitch.

He was never as good as some people believed, if not for the English media and his PR team. Moreover, his attitude and body language on the pitch were disgraceful at times.

As his time at the club nears its end, there were also off-field issues the club constantly had to deal with. Such behaviour was never justified by his performances or output on the pitch.

It is unbelievable how ungrateful he appears towards the club that gave him everything and received very little in return.

His Instagram post thanking Aston Villa, Barcelona and England while deliberately ignoring Manchester United says more about him than it does about the club.

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

Premier League goal contributions this season 📊

Morgan Gibbs-White - 1⃣8⃣
Jarrod Bowen - 1⃣8⃣
Dominic Calvert-Lewin - 1⃣5⃣
Danny Welbeck - 1⃣4⃣
Phil Foden - 1⃣2⃣
Cole Palmer - 1⃣0⃣
𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐞𝐤𝐞 - 3⃣

The only player included in Tuchel's England squad is Madueke... 😬

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

No Harry Maguire, Adam Wharton, Jarrod Bowen, Morgan Gibbs-White, Cole Palmer, Luke Shaw or Lewis Hall in England's World Cup squad?

Instead Dan Burn, Jordan Henderson, Jarell Quansah, Anthony Gordon & John Stones make the cut?

Thomas Tuchel's questionable talent ID is why he shouldn't be given major power at club level & it has shown again here.

[Stunner @invertCucurella]

🚨JUST IN: Joe Cole on Thomas Tuchel dropping Cole Palmer from England World cup Call-up

"Look, I know Cole palmer has not have the best of form this season but I will tell you this, no one in the England squad is more creative than Cole. Not Bellingham, neither Saka, nor Morgan Rogers. We have seen Cole palmer in an England shirt, totally different breed

"When games become tight at the World Cup, tactics alone don’t save you. You need players who can create something from nothing in one moment."

"Cole Palmer has that ability naturally. He sees passes early, he stays calm under pressure, and he changes the rhythm of games."

"England already have hard-working players and athletic players. What separates great teams from champions is usually creativity in decisive moments."

"For me, again Palmer is currently the most creative English player. Not just because of assists or goals, but because of the way he reads situations."

"At tournaments, one clever pass, one bit of composure, one unexpected decision can decide whether you go home or lift the trophy."

"Leaving out players because they don’t fit a system perfectly can hurt you later when the pressure becomes real."

"If England want to truly win the World Cup, then their best and most fearless players have to be on that plane."

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

John Stones hasn’t started a league game since October.

Stones has only started 5 league games since 2024.

Everyone going on about Dan Burn over Maguire but I think Stones going over Maguire (who was normally the better one in an England shirt) is baffling.

[BROCK(fan) @Brockutd]

John Terry on Harry Maguire’s omission from England’s World Cup squad:

“Honestly, in my opinion, I think Harry Maguire should just retire from international football. There’s absolutely no way Marc Guehi makes the squad and he doesn’t — no way at all.

Maguire has scored more goals than all the defenders who were called up combined. He’s been fantastic this season, led Manchester United to a third-place finish, and has proven time and again that he’s a big-game player. He scored against Liverpool and played a pivotal role in keeping Haaland quiet.

It’s an absolutely sickening decision.”

[🔴JOE🔴 @JoeLFC94]

Premier League CEO literally confirming the league is rigged.

We all seen it this season with Arsenal.
Not a single red card or penalty against them despite being the dirtiest team in the league.

Games gone

[Leo @Leoserver]

😁

[SaintsExtra @SaintsExtra]

🚨🎟️ Southampton’s 37,604 ticket allocation for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley is now SOLD OUT #saintsfc @sfcawaynumbers