Captain America

[newbodyYeelar @_yeelar]

willy wonka sounds like a british slang for a person that masturbates

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@Dexerto The laughing cow rn:

[Billy (PunkCartoons.com) @punkcartoons]

@Dexerto Oh great, another cow with opinions, like we didn't have enough of those on here.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@JohnHardyWV The only ones who choose to stay in these towns are drug users, people who peaked in highschool, and boomers. Everyone knows your personal business, the average salary never changed since the 90's and it's mandatory you participate in town gossip.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

How to get re-elected in a Republican primary:

1) vote for all Republican omnibus bills

2) kiss the wall

3) never criticize a war

4) figure out who’s going to win the internal leadership races and vote for them whether or not they’re qualified, honest, or conservative.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I just want a party that follows the Constitution.
Is that too much to ask? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@Vinterlight Versace and other elite clothing brands:

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@midorimariee They use massive amounts of water to keep everything cool temp. Cutoff the water supply and they're fucked.

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@StandUpFightICE Remain patient and know that this only sets precedent for ICJ to expand their powers when the right leader comes along.

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@angelica960622 Because I work at a hospital. Half of the staff is probably on that app. Not doing it 😭

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@realradec I remember when destiny had absolute bangers in their collectors editions.

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@RobertMSterling Here's another example.

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@NewsWire_US Elon musk on suicide watch after seeing this headline.

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@_Bellmere2_ The battle with demonic forces goes deeper than you've ever imagined. Did y'all know Lilith was the original radical feminist and there's a reason why her followers often murder their own offspring?

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@offendnoone Then go date a man you nasty little faggot.

[Fanatics Collect @Collect]

Cereal box prizes used to be incredible 😭

[Captain America @LeoSterling_]

@HormuzLetter They should've turned on mobile alerts 😕

[last evil woman alive @arriarrio]

wait fall actually started IMMEDIATELY 😭😭

[Public Servant @Trelns]

The Radio be like plz Chicago put Da guns
Down 🙏🏿 OK up next is Gherbo Kill Shit