LePhant_the_Gnome

I really want to look at the world with a mix of rationality & empathy, but it's becoming increasingly clear to me that humanity was a mistake.

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

While I normally only use twitter to follow smut artists, in the spirit of the season, I'd like to shout of THE BEST NTR sgory I've ever read for #NTRvember !

Doing the Oakey Pokey
By J.J. Scriptease

#NTRNovember

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

@burdieowo

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@JonesBO50034805 Congrats, Jones.
Best of luck in your journey.
And Happy Pride!

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

@burdieowo Simple, yet eligant.
Very nice.

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

@SexxyHorse Now, what if all that "Cock Talk" is 'cause they have an SPH kink?
Asking for a friend... 👉👈

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@KojotArt Ahh...
(The joke was implying this happened in the final episode. lol)

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@_Cannabaceae @SarahIsAwsm I think most places normally issue a fine for petty vandalism.

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

@Horezeckia @bongdadovich @turnleft_here @jasonc_nc @boynamedcadence @tnertz @Chicago_Goofies @ChitownPatriot1 An IQ that could keep beef from spoiling.

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

@bongdadovich @jasonc_nc @boynamedcadence @tnertz @Chicago_Goofies @ChitownPatriot1 No one advertises communism quite as well as conservatives who don't understand communism.

[Lilith Lovett 🔞 Fansly in bio @TSLilithLovett]

It turns me on when you say that I’m cute.

🖤🤍

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

@_Cannabaceae @SarahIsAwsm Uh... pretty sure it'd fall under deliberate vandalism of city property.

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@mykendyke Happy Birthday!

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@smutichi Thanks for the spoiler-free heads up.
I'll make sure they watch episode 8.

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

@sophiebergers This feels like an Onion Article.
"Secret to extending human lifespan found in animals driven to Near Extinction by humans."

There vomit made for really good perfume- Random Wailer

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@OolayTiger Now that's high praise.
My RPG group is all going tomorrow.

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@sophiebergers That's a little cruel, don'cha think?
Neither the McDonalds "burger" they'd have to be delivered in, nor the geriatric old cunt, are suitably nutritious for the poor larva.

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

@ToonHive I've had my tickets for a month. 👍

[🌈✨️Alice In BlankLand❤️♠️♣️An Animated Miniseries @AliceBlankLand]

AH, HERE IT IS! OUR SHOW'S INTRO'S OUT!

Expecting a typical summer, two sisters discover a massive black hole under their town. When they & their neighbors fall into the darkness with their cat, they uncover an always changing labyrinth of secrets, magic & unimaginable horrors

[LePhant_the_Gnome @LephantG]

@mexopolis I get how taking a Devil's Bargain can seem tempting, swallowing the idustries poisoned pill, to get a project rolling & showcasing other talent.

I respect you for having the humility to listen to criticism, though. Good on ya'.