LeRizzle

professional booger eater and long time Santa doubter

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My official statement regarding the state of Jordan Spieth.

Please respect my privacy at this time and continue to keep Jordan and I in your thoughts and prayers.

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Would you rather have a figure skating son or a figure skating daughter?

[SB LIX Champs! @TankAndIdgie]

I’ve been a fan since the mid-70s so I’ve seen some really bad times but also some good ones. WS is always the goal but will never look down on a team that wins more than they lose. Was going to unveil this after a big signing like Bichette but now it’s just to run it back!

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Cooked up this Kyle Schwarber jersey swap amid the Philadelphia signing news. What do we think?

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Gay son leading the series #maddiekowalski

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@fliff I wish Hurts had a touchdown last night…. I would have been rich!

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Schwarber, you missed a spot.

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If Jordan Spieth doesn’t make the Ryder Cup team I’m gonna get a job and move out of my parents basement

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Happy Monday

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The year 2026 is going to be a horrific year because 2 + 0 + 2 + 6 = 10 and 10 is the exact number of nipples Hitler would have had if he had an 8 more nipples

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs