Les Battersby

I'm Big Les from Corrie. Used to roam the street. Now i'm in and out of jobs mainly selling DVDs at your local markets & carboots. #TeamBattersby #Battered

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

I had several lines before that dance!

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

I'll wear Courtney as my life jacket!

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

The only way I'll get in that pool is if they fill it up with beer! #cbb

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

That Lauren needs a kick in the balls the twat!

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Janice looks better with a mask on. #CBB

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Courtney's rabbit is all wet. Thinking of big Les all ready the slag! #CBB

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Big Ron just called me a 'lazy ginger twat'! At least he's honest.

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Hope they don't show Janice having a shit on the tele! #BlockedToilets #CBB

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Why are they calling me Bruce!? Twats! #cbb

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Big Les and big Ron with the beers and sluts. He best watch what he says!

[Andrew @atppkr]

Ill be watching #cbb because my hero @Les_battersby is in it #getthealein

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Beers, lines and slags. Big Les brings the party! #CBB

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

I'll make sure this Geordie slag has every hole filled! Especially her mouth! #CBB

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Result! Courtney likes the older man! Not even going to need the rohypnol! #CBB

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

You lucky twats will get to see Big Les's member at every possible angle in this house! #cbb

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Going to be sleeping in Courtney's bed tonight, the lucky girl! Janice can fuck off!

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Hope the cunts have the fridge full of beer!

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

@msm4rsh Hope you're drinking sensibly Kym and finished of the bottle?

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Feeling so fit! Done so many beer reaches today! Keeping fit whilst drinking beer, who'd have thought? #BigLesWorkouts #BeerReaches

[Les Battersby @Les_battersby]

Is Elmo giving you a blowjob in your profile picture? @rickygervais