Joleon Lescott

I accidentally made this account whilst driving and my phone was in my pocket. Parody account.

[Joleon Lescott @LescottLoyal]

JOHN EUSTACE RAN AWAY WITH THE PEN SO I WON'T BE SIGNING FOR RANGERS UNTIL I CATCH HIM. SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION.

[Joleon Lescott @LescottLoyal]

JUST HAD A TOUR OF IBROX AND THERE WAS MORE PEOPLE INSIDE THERE AT THE MOMENT THAN THERE WAS AT A MATCHDAY AT VILLA PARK #SigningSoon

[Joleon Lescott @LescottLoyal]

How dare someone who resembles a boiled egg the size of the London eye criticise my speed, roll away chubby cue ball https://t.co/bB9FIwmfGM

[Celtic Star Books @celticstarpod]

So Lescott is heading north for a medical at Rangers tomorrow.

Hill, Wilson, Kiernan, Lescott.... I've seen oil tankers turn faster.

[Joleon Lescott @LescottLoyal]

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'LL BE SIGNING FOR RANGERS ONCE JOHN EUSTACE GIVES ME THE PEN BACK.

[Joleon Lescott @LescottLoyal]

Who would win in a race?

RT - Josh Windass car
❤️ - My car

[Joleon Lescott @LescottLoyal]

@Leighgriff09 CANNY WAIT TO SEE YOU SOON PINKY HEAD, AM GONNA SNAP YOU SO HARD IT MIGHT TURN YOU GOOD LOOKIN

[Joleon Lescott @LescottLoyal]

ALTOGETHER NOW THE CRY WAS NO SURRENDER