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You're gonna make mistakes, you're young.

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

Eh 🤨

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Help me understand how he ended up in your bed

[Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford]

Ran out of hinge likes at 6:48 AM

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Y’all can’t tell me god ain’t real dawg

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

You make my motor purr BITCCH!!

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

A new CEO of chevron has been selected

[кочівник 🇺🇦🦊 @Neoncaffeine]

just saw the craziest license plate in kyiv today

[kari 🪩 @kariroxx]

All of us on Wednesday 🙂‍↕️

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit!

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz