Leslie Chow

The name's Mr. Chow. Leslie Chow. International Criminal. Welcome to my sick twitter, bitches.

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

“every year I realize how stupid I was the year before”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

"I complain about not getting enough sleep, yet I stay up late for no reason.”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

“The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam.”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

“The iPhone 6 really does bend. 😂 http://t.co/DjF7ny7AU1”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

“Dear ladies , When you post nearly naked pictures on social networks . You no longer are viewed as a woman.. More like a piece of meat”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

“me after Thanksgiving this year.”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

“How do I look?" Friend: "You look fine." Good Friend: "You look really pretty." Best Friend: "You look horrible"”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

“I'm sorry if i've ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

“Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

@LeslieChows: I believe in equality. We have five school days each week so we should have five days each weekend.."

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

“I hate it when im singing a song and someone joins me like excuse me this is not high school musical so back off”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

"Fairy tales
for a quiet night.
The heart smiling
under the moonlight.
You know, the stars
are shining only for us
tonight...”

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

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[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

The awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test is your name and not even the date

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

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[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic.

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

I use this hand signal on a daily basis!
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[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Parents 50% of the time: You're a grown up do it by yourself.
Parents 50% of the time: Shut up you know nothing you're still a baby.

[Leslie Chow @LeslieChows]

Hi Alllllllll