criston of nazareth

you look like the loneliest girl to have ever had a boat named after her

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

this insane ult interaction. the soul sisters

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

i can’t believe sammy and i actually watched the counselor hshsggshshsh

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

@barebucking it was literally unreal (derogatory)

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

this will be so grand

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘911’ Season 10.

A volcano erupts in the middle of LA.

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

when i watch primetime for like the fifth time and start moving like was chris hansen molested

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

i think abt him all the time. he’s a tragic figure to me

[pattinsoncaps @pattinsoncaps]

Remember Me

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

the hair and his big ass forehead he wants to be rob

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

@ititstraumadog LITERALLYYYYYY

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

le romance ….

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

@whenshedrivess eva u don’t even know abt the level 4 bullshit like it was so fucking annoying.

[s🎞️ @cinephilishh]

walking out of digger and hearing “level 4”

[jackson 🐾 @merylstreep2003]

Me when someone asks me how my fried Yewa is doing

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

@monomodal ITS OBSCENEEEEEE

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

@monomodal im literally withering away 🥀🥀

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

can they announce the vod primetime date so i know if im gonna have to watch this fucking camrip again. the hilalmax watch is actually necessary for the ecosystem

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

@monomodal HUSGSGWHEIEHWHEHHEHE

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

i can’t believe i never noticed chris/dan family portrait roleplay in the background of this shot in the trailer

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

@monomodal you literally do need to call cps on chris hansen

[hilal @monomodal]

Not a DAY goes by where I don't think of this. HE’S DOING THINGS!!

[criston of nazareth @lesrobpat]

i just can’t believe how utterly ridiculous and outright bad tom is in digger. not an ounce of depth or reflection in that role, a complete black hole devoid of anything resembling a human emotion. robert pattinson wiped the fake biopic floor with him

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

What if Tom Cruise is in some sort of BREWSTER’S MILLIONS type scenario where he has to lose Warner Bros enough money before the end of the week to derail the Paramount merger