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asshole / geek

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Retweets are reach-arounds. Help a brother out and gimme some of your reach

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@lucys_duskee Went off reading leaving some mud slides actually

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Age 18, I got such sloppy head that when I stood up, the drool left a skid mark on the couch. I flipped the cushion over to hide it... and found another skid mark already there. That's when I knew Miss Sloppy wasn't the one.

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@lucys_sundaey Thats a gem! Thank you for making my shit stain poetic 💎

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@whiskeyc1one No n word pass for you!

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Since I'm a real ass nigga doing real nigga shit. I got a TOWER of free n-word passes for everyone that comments and retweets

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@whiskeyc1one I'm half Italian half German mutt but still a real ass nigga

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@MrBurnsLovesYou 600k

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@EvilHowlerGrim Modern day richard Simmons. Motivational brother

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@jasonbaudendist @randomhoefrom2010idk ...story is from my shiddy youth

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@DaleGribble6942 uhhhhh....

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@cyberleek_io_ Should've done beach rampage...

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@ArktikUtka Who bookmarked this?

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@ArktikUtka I also learned that day to wipe my ass better especially on dates...

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@JoeHallenbeck17 Lmfao you're gonna get me killed

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@JoeHallenbeck17 Think if I don't complain and my lovely, amazing bitch wife finds this Twitter it won't be WW3 in the Rizzo household?

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@chloefuzzyy Some men make that choice... I didn't have the thirst

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@kiIltruck That's the time line syncing up

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@kiIltruck Post shartem swamp ass

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@crypto_ninjas Thanks bro... I thought it was a shiddy way... but maybe that was just the line that was drawn that day

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@EL3M3NT253 Craig Price

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@ArktikUtka Woke me up and I gotta work in 5 hours

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@ArktikUtka @whoppersjrsteak @Psyberdelic_ 🧊