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self pity: I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

"Face reality as it is. Not as it was or as you wish it to be."

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

"I used my financial aid money to get a tattoo" - @Lyssakei

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

@Lyssakei If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

@Lyssakei Classic

[anna banana 🌟🌟 @_annataylorr]

shirt : oversized
shorts : nike
birk : enstocks
yee : haw

[Kate Kelly @Kate_Kelly_Esq]

3 things we should stop teaching girls:

1) Virginity is a thing
2) Marriage = happiness
3) Motherhood is inevitable/ desirable for all

[aℓyssa @Lyssakei]

everyone gets ID'ed*
les: sorry i won't be drinking i'm 12. I do want nachos though, want to see my ID too?
😂😂😂

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

Alright I’ll say it. If it’s raining enough to have your windshield wipers on then YOU SHOULD ALSO HAVE YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

You should have to pass a drug test to receive a welfare check... because I had to pass one to earn it for you.

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

@pydneypie @BridgeMacdonell TBT 2 years ago

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

I will preach this, always.

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

New Years is coming up and I know many gyms are closed rn but if ur New Years resolution is to get to the gym/go more but you’re nervous Bc ppl talk shit on resolutioners crowding the gym A) you have just as much right to be there B)I believe in you C) pls don’t give up

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

@WyattCrothers @Lyssakei

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

drink some fucking water

relax those damn shoulders

eat some fucking leafy greens

unclench that damn jaw

give yourself some damn affirmations

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

@BridgeMacdonell What is studying??

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

“PLaNeT FiTtNeSs iS So LaMe” yeah tbh it’s lacking in a lot of areas but when I had 0 muscle & no idea what I was doing it was where I could go & get comfortable & learn & grow. I built my base there. Stop making fun of people for being new & nervous to lift

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

@BridgeMacdonell @Lyssakei Do you guys remember when i was donkey?

[aℓyssa @Lyssakei]

@BridgeMacdonell “STOP SINGING ‼️”

how I feel every time I’m around @Lessia_Baker

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

@BridgeMacdonell

[alessia baker @Lessia_Baker]

“The last time i drank wine was at my uncles sobriety dinner”
#NameThatFriend

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

Let me slide this here for y'all