LEsureWould

Happily taken! Living my best life with my favorite ppl

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[LEsureWould @LESurewould]

@Maxupnorth1 @TMZ You couldn’t pull Whoopi on your best day!

[daz @MetamateDaz]

MacKenzie Scott divorced Jeff Bezos and got $36 billion in the divorce.

She has donated $26 billion to charity since then.

She’s now worth $42 billion, six billion MORE than when she started

TAX THE BILLIONAIRES. THEY’LL BE FINE.

[out of context clips that go hard 💀 @savageclipss]

Not a single person in the entire video is more attractive than her.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A search for a missing woman in Mexico was hampered after police used heavily filtered photos on posters

People said the photos on the posters looked nothing like her in real life

[Bev 🇨🇦 @Garnet_2203]

Fuck you Joe Rogan. You want to talk about all that shit Canada did during covid?

Fact: 1.23 million Americans died from Covid during the pandemic.

Fact: 60,000 Canadians died from Covid during the pandemic.

Americans were about 140% more likely to die from COVID than Canadians during the pandemic.🖕

[The Win Doctor @Windoctorrx]

This fat fuck knew EVERYTHING

[LEsureWould @LESurewould]

Fania a DB! Boo tomato tomato! #baddiesreunion

[aka @akafaceUS]

A high school valedictorian was escorted out by security during a Broward School Board meeting after questioning why wealthy students were having their graduation ceremony at the Hard Rock venue, while students from middle-class backgrounds were assigned to the school gym.

[Donald Frump @torontobaddy]

She didn’t know them. She wasn’t their friend.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"Not medically necessary" you say?

[The Day Warrior @thedaywar90]

This was in 1999
She was a fucking Escort working for Epstein and Donald Trump was married to his 2nd wife Marla

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Remember folks, these women never met each other.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We had to smoke out of soda cans with screens from a sink faucet and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target

[Afroman @ogafroman]

"Mr Foreman posted that Lisa Phillips likes to have sex with other women"

[Afroman @ogafroman]

Randy Walter is a SOB...ooooo....ooooooooooo

[Meghann Cuniff @meghanncuniff]

Afroman testified today in a trial over a defamation lawsuit brought against him by sheriff's deputies who raided his property in Ohio in 2022.

Asked why he brought a news crew to the sheriff's station with him, he said he didn't want to get "beat up or Epsteined."

[Afroman @ogafroman]

Attorney - "But we all know that's not true...correct?"

Randy (son of a bitch) Walters - "I don't know"