Deadpool

Wade Wilson. The Merc With A Mouth. You're girlfriend probably follows me.

[Deadpool @LethalDeadpool]

Since Deadpool can break the fourth wall and knows our world exists, that means he's the only Marvel character that knows Stan Lee died...

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Rebecca Romijn in the makeup chair for X-Men (2000)

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Springfield at night ✨

[Deadpool @LethalDeadpool]

Marvel Studios has finally revealed Wolverine’s mask from Deadpool 3 at a recent expo!

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They should make a sequel to Up called Down where they have to go to hell to rescue his wife.

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They should put him in Mortal Kombat.

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LINK IN BIO!

[Deadpool @LethalDeadpool]

Since Deadpool can break the fourth wall and knows our world exists, that means he's the only Marvel character that knows Stan Lee died...

[𖤐 chzbrgr 𖤐 @1800CHZBRGR]

Real men don't hit you up late at night demanding photos of your naked body. Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding photos of Spider-Man.

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I just realized that all of Spider-Man's villains are based on a spiders real life predators: Lizard, vulture, scorpion, rhinoceros, goblin with a flying surfboard, robot octopus, mafia boss, hobgoblin with a stolen flying surfboard, alien symbiote, electricity. All of them.

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If you look closely you can see the actor's mouth when Donatello laughs.

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Life is short. Try new recipes. Paint that painting. Write that novel. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demons trust. Become best friends with the demon. Brag to everyone you know about your cool new demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

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it looks like they’re looking for their car in a mall parking lot

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he deserved it tbh