LEPOOKIE BURNER

[LEPOOKIE BURNER @LeThrone23]

Your goat couldn’t get his son drafted?

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

hilarious how these tweets never blow up but God forbid he has a drop you start seeing people write obituaries

[CuteBlossom @xCuteBlossom]

Me checking my bank account after prioritizing my happiness

[ٴٴٴٴٴٴ @Dexteriityy]

i thought when u get money u supposed to talk to 99 overalls i never seen this nigga with nun over a 70

[🧈 @ButterAubrey]

“If the defense isn’t good enough, elevate them”

LMAOO LeSean McCoy is the biggest loser to have a platform

[Rohit🙈 @brucewayne6903]

Me deleting Screenshots i'm never gonna use

[chanelle 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 ❁ 𓂆 🔻 @aitufour]

Need someone to read Haley like this #bb28

[Kate @HellaLittleee]

Same year, mind you, so y’all some turbo dog shit 😭😭😭😭😭

[Zach Savage @zaxavage]

drafting at the 1.01 and seeing Bucky Irving is still available

[FergSZN @FergSZN]

“LOOKING FOR HILTON”

[moonchild💫 @moonchild23580]

When i'm so full i can barely breath but someone mentions icecream 🍨

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

i open and close twitter like its a fridge

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me checking my bank account after prioritizing my happiness:

[Swift @SwiftYouTube_]

94 might be peak, you get a 52 week season

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When i'm so full i can barely breath but someone mentions dessert:

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Odysseus when he saw them eating the cattle anyway:

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

WE MADE IT TO AUGUST, EVERYBODY.

FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT SEASON IS OFFICIALLY HERE 🥹

[Muffin @PaataNahiYar]

Me trying to ask my money back:

[Mir🇹🇹🍊 @NHB_JAMIR]

Hopefully it'll help them score more than than 3 second half points combined in 2 games this time.