𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌

❝𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐲. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐲.❞

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

https://t.co/HKogso4O0r

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝You’ll treat us?

How generous!❞

The Symbiote retracts to reveal Eddie’s face.

❝We won’t get greedy. No need to worry about that, boss.❞

[𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕧𝕒 @SymkarianQueen]

"Fine. I'll take you for an Italian dinner so you can crave your hunger.

But the second you get greedy, I'm docking your pay."

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

Here, take a close look.

[FeFe 🫦 @CovfefeChan]

I forgot what boobs look like 🙁

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝We’re right here.

If you really want an answer, you can just ask instead of speaking about us like we’re some lab rat being studied.❞

Eddie takes the glass, though he’s not drinking from it just yet.

❝Hitman for hire huh?

So you kill people for the highest bidder?❞

[Mr. Marvel @CuckingPeter]

Have no fear!
The 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐌𝐫. 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥 is here!

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝We aren’t picky!

Though we do have a craving for Italian if we’re being quite honest…

Since you seem interested, why not join us?

We’ll certainly be able to listen better on a full stomach!❞

[𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕧𝕒 @SymkarianQueen]

Sigh.

"What do you have a taste for?"

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

This is what he’d see should he look at the truck to his left.

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝We object to the terms ‘psychopathic’ and ‘monster…’

But yes, we-I enjoy Whiskey from time to time.❞

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝We’re paying attention, we promise!

…

It’s just that we’re also hungry.❞

[𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕧𝕒 @SymkarianQueen]

"Not even paying attention when I'm addressing you. Disrespectful."

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝Oh that’s just saliva.

Sorry, we were thinking about what to get for lunch.❞

[𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕧𝕒 @SymkarianQueen]

"I'm definitely detecting sarcasm dripping from your tongue."

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝Then sure.

I’m in no position to turn down a free meal.❞

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝It’s not sarcasm!

Would you really expect that of your latest and greatest hire?❞

[𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕧𝕒 @SymkarianQueen]

"I don't appreciate sarcasm in them, Mr. Brock."

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

We’ll knock him off the top of a cell like Mankind and The Undertaker!

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝We know our strength, we’ll be careful!

We’ll even pinky promise.❞

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

“Did you have the goo with you during high school? No? That’s what I thought!

If you kill someone, I’m beating both your asses, Brock!”

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝You don’t appreciate enthusiasm and excitement in your employees?❞

[𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕧𝕒 @SymkarianQueen]

"I don't appreciate your tone."

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝Are you buying?❞

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

Heh

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝You say that as if I wasn’t the star of my high school wrestling team!

I was taught the techniques properly and professionally.❞

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

“My touch is gentle and coordinated. You’re like a rhinoceros in a china shop, and you’ll kill someone. Don’t do it.”

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝Ah, if it isn’t our ‘boss!’❞

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

*Unless it’s Carnage

[𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌 @LethxlProtector]

❝We don’t kill!*

But do consider, if you can perform such moves without killing the opponent, surely we can too!❞

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍. @GUILTRlDDEN]

“Woah woah woah, hold it, slime ball. You do that to someone, you’ll kill them. Now, say it with me: we don’t kill.”