Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody)

Everything deserves respect. But comedy is funny, even parodies and puns! (PARODY! PARODY! PARODY!)

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

No Man's Sky Scale Glitch

[Not A Number @myhiddenvalue]

The CDC has officially found that the flu vaccine was NOT very effective this season

“The vaccine had one of the WORST effectiveness rates in more than a DECADE

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

They didn’t want anyone to see this…

Too late! It’s now been peer-reviewed.

Ivermectin, Mebendazole, Fenbendazole, all showing CANCER cell death.

They laughed at this protocol during Covid.

Now you can have it sent right to your door…

[₿en Wehrman @benwehrman]

Remember back in 1985, when "Holocaust expert” Raul Hilberg had to admit in a court of law that no order from Hitler to exterminate the Jews existed, and that many of the sources he mentioned about the gassing were “exaggerated”? 🤔

Opens up a lot more questions, IMO.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

You thought Epstein Island was bad?

Israel built the only military prison in the world designated for children.

Children are subjected to beatings, torture, and rape on a regular basis.

Conviction rates in courts reach 99.7%.

This applies only to non-jewish children.

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

AI Smart Glasses with Real-Time Translation for $39.99, retail $129.99!
-- Coupon + Code GGLITE2631
https://t.co/1GadDRLFdM

99Wh Portable Power Bank with LCD Display for $19.99, reg $48.99!
--Code A3UFZQT6
https://t.co/5ET7gMuG05

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

Non-Slip Kitchen Runner Rug for $20, reg $39.99!
--Code JSEIMAT9270
https://t.co/kiYpOkOYCC

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

Minoxidil Hair Growth Serum kit for $9.49!
- Coupon PLUS code; IZFB7798
https://t.co/dS994NeIN7

5000A Portable Car Jump Starter for $34.99, retail $69.99! -- Code YSI7BF89
https://t.co/LOvDkA4IyC

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@FatKidDeals Help! I need Valentine's Day gift ideas for a punk rock and industrial music chick that's into K-pop and Korean tv shows, hates flowers, and likes alcohol.

Help me Fast Kid Deals.
You're my only hope.

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@FloatBloated @forallcurious It's also surrounded by gas that we can't see through. When you see pictures of other planets, you're seeing the gas surrounding the planet, not the planet itself.

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

Old school programmers call this "spaghetti code" and it is very useful in hacking. It allows you to cloak dangerous code as something that seems innocent.

https://t.co/354JN3YQTb

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@baumfek The lie that I hate the most, no one remembers.

He was going to create a federal university, for free for citizens, to take online college classes and earn a degree.

FOR FREE.

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@theadvocatebr You should fire NOLA's social media manager.

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@NOLAnews You should fire the advocates social media manager.

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@BrennaGibson007 @harryjsisson I don't think he ever had them to begin with. 😁

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@jackunheard I wish he'd end the payroll tax instead. Weed all make double the money.

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

Animal? No. A Monster.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@POTUS announces that U.S. Army Specialist Sarah Beckstrom of Summersville, West Virginia, one of the National Guardsmen savagely attacked yesterday in Washington, D.C., has just passed away.

May God be with her family 🙏

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@LSUBarstool I think Kelly is gone?
https://t.co/ctAm5MxLlV

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@NDFOOTBALLSTAN @LSUBarstool It really doesn't matter. Louisiana is about to give them at least $200,000,000 ($200 million) in tax dollars at our expense. They've already levied an extra sales tax on every business around @LSU. https://t.co/atuNXuC5RS

[Not A Biologist (Puns&Parody) @letmelivetoo2]

@NDFOOTBALLSTAN @LSUBarstool It really doesn't matter. Louisiana is about to give them at least $200,000,000 ($200 million) in tax dollars at our expense. They've already levied an extra sales tax on every business around @LSU. https://t.co/atuNXuC5RS

[blank @AngerAero]

Do you think Texas A&M looks strong and conditioned? Guess who their strength and conditioning coach is.
Tommy Moffitt.

Tommy Moffitt was fired by Brian Kelly in 2021, after a 22 year tenure with LSU.

You don't hate Brian Kelly enough.