L. E. Tolbert

books and writing and whatever

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

It’s me. I’m the white girl with a lit degree and a tote bag.

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

all the white girls with lit degrees just dropped to their knees, tote bags and all.

me? i'm waiting to see who writes the screenplay.

[Laura Foster @La_Foss]

Maybe if people spent less time hating Alabama and the South in general and more time helping, WE COULD FIX SOMETHING

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

The feelings I feel knowing this masterpiece was written on my birthday.

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSwiftLA]

📸| @jackantonoff shares a picture of Taylor to celebrate the release of “You’re Losing Me”

"you're losing me is out today. a very special track from the midnights sessions that's finally steaming! written and recorded at home on 12/5/21 right after taylor ate these raisins"

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

Tbh I would fight someone over Suzy Kolber being fired.

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

@thorntonmuncher He’s in it fairly briefly, but the whole thing is WILD.

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

Cannot describe the jarring nature of one of the men from the Duggar documentary being from WALKER COUNTY. Has that man had Los Reyes? GREEN TOP???

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

Tommy Tuberville has no clue what it even takes to become a teacher in this state, and he wouldn’t last a minute in a classroom.

[Trisha Powell Crain @Trish_Crain]

U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville on inner city teachers: ‘I don’t know whether they can read and write’

I wonder if Sen. Tuberville would be willing to spend a week as a substitute teacher. And let me shadow him and write about it. #aledchat https://t.co/lMoNibLDGW

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

Taylor Alison Swift’s audacity to give us You’re Losing Me on Memorial Day weekend. Taylor, it wasn’t going to be a sad girl summer, but it is now, girl.

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

It feels very silly that I literally teach @taylorswift13 music in my English class…and still can’t get tickets for the Eras tour.

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

Me reading the Taylor and Joe reports

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

Me, in the middle of a writing project: Why do I do this to myself? This is awful. I hate this.

Me, as soon as the end of the writing project is in sight: Here’s another idea for a project! Lemme look for panels to apply to.

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

It hurts me to say it, it truly does, but…go birds.

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

Look, I love Pedro Pascal as much as the next person, but the obsession with him goes to show that folks are not familiar enough with 1970’s Burt Reynolds.

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

The Ohio State University

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

Costco on a Saturday afternoon is the millennial Olympics

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

My sweet, very cool writing center tutors to me, an old, who’s content to listen to the same five artists over and over.

[hardly adam @idrnkyrmlkshake]

me telling my coworkers how the song playing now is from the side project of the drummer from the band whose song we listened to last who also produced the song we’re gonna listen to next

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

now this is what they call murderball

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

it's one thing when your own boss is not great; it's another thing entirely when your friend's bosses are awful. lemme fight these strangers for you, bestie.

[L. E. Tolbert @letolbert_]

So scary seeing this situation at the Bills game. Emotional just watching.