Lets Get Fiscal

Compiling lame accounting jokes all in one place for your convenience

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Ad for Deloitte or me after my first busy season?

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Check in on your accounting friends.

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Be careful out there everyone. I had 1 CPA review book in my car and someone broken in and left 3 more.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Okay last one.. If Joe Burrow throws a touchdown pass I’ll give 3 ETHEREUM to someone who retweets and favorites this tweet.

Must be following me and @antifund so we can DM the winner. GO.

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@trustfundterry It’s not even thanksgiving yet and I have negative $500

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@stoolpresidente Friend: “how do you survive year round busy seasons in public accounting”
Me:

[Becker Accounting @BeckerAcct]

Many opportunities are available for CPAs leaving public accounting. The challenge is narrowing down options to ensure that they align with your goals. Read Becker's blog for @Lets_Get_Fiscal's advice on how to make your industry career decision easier: https://t.co/GLm57wtPUE

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I said YES!!!!!!!!! 💍 💍 💍 ❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰 when someone asked me if I hate my job

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“Do you have the bandwidth to take on this new project, it’s going to be a great learning opportunity” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Since you’re an accountant can you do my taxes 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@wolfofwallst Miami

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

Economists: Investors are rational human beings, the market will regulate itself.

The Market:

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@trustfundterry None of this makes any sense 😭

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Partner when I’m putting in my notice: “So why do you want to leave public accounting?”

Me: “A better work life balance”

What I actually mean

[Becker Accounting @BeckerAcct]

Learn how to study for the CPA Exam by following these steps! 📚 Check out the Becker blog for more advice from @Lets_Get_Fiscal on how to set yourself up for success: https://t.co/ohZHDsl7yP #beckercpa #cpabecker #cpaexam

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@Delta Miles

[overheardrecruiting @OVHDRecruiting]

Sex is great, but have you ever handed in your resignation to a job that has shattered your mental health for months?

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@OVHDRecruiting The best feeling in the entire world

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@sho_help Y’all better be refunding all of us

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@TheBig4Tweets Idk if prometric will let you in with that