pantaLones

If I’m not on here on at work, if I’m not at work I’m probably at the gym, if I’m not at the gym I’m probably drunk

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Yo viendo al que me obligo a tomar ayer:

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

La noche es joven pero tú ya no... Ya duérmete, mañana tienes que trabajar.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

This is the last game ever for a lot of the kids playing basketball in the NCAA tournament today. No more early morning workouts, afternoon skills sessions or late night practices. It's just over. Has to be a tough pill to swallow. The least we can do is bet on them. #ForTheKids

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Se me antoja un ponche pero así sin fruta ni nada, puro tequila

[pantaLones @leviFTA70]

@TheRealTonyOM @NFL_DovKleiman @astubbs3 I can confirm the broncos hot dog I got 4 at a pre season game

[Vegas @pAc096]

Welp our bar has finally hit the big 3:
People having sex in the bathroom
Kicking people out for drug use
A crazy wife trying to fight my bartender
Look Ma we made it 😂😂😂

[pantaLones @leviFTA70]

@neeemooo98 @TDawgDrizzy_

[JJ @jjohns196]

Having 1 cocktail is so dumb. No buzz, I have a headache, and now my sleep and recovery is worse. I want 12 or none at all

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Nmms ya no vuelvo a festejar el día del padre ando bien crud0 y ni padre soy

[Naomi “Nemo” Gurrola @neeemooo98]

Getting tear gassed was the coolest thing I’ve ever experienced

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

If you've never Googled, "What body fluids are legal to sell?" Then you haven't reached your full potential as a gambler. Step up.

[pantaLones @leviFTA70]

She said: The brown man was talking gibberish too you

I said: That’s Spanish 😂

#whiteladies #thingsyouhearatthecasino #birthdaygirl #wentdownthenup #shakemyheadlikevegaswouldsay

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

All horned up

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Yo en el Uber:

[lyna♡ @vlanyla]

While yall do drugs & drink , im at the gym and then i do drugs & drink