Blacc Sam shut down Clavicular immediately after he pulled up to Marathon Burger with the pump content. Nipsey Hussles brother told Clav “enjoy yourselves Im good” and walked away.
One girl thought she had Clavicular all to herself, until her OWN best friend started making a move right beside her 😭
The moment she realized she had competition…
She sat on Clavicular’s lap and he ended up offering her a peptide to make her eat LESS 😭
“You want me to give you some Retta?”
“You know what that is?”
This Ø/F girl started CRYING after Clavicular didn't defend her getting BRUTALIZED by her speed date 😳
“I can see your body for 7 dollars, I don’t think you’re providing any value to the world with your job”
She thought this car ride was staying PRIVATE, until Clavicular casually turned the whole thing into content for thousands of people 😭🔥
"wait... they can actually hear this?"
Clavicular called kissing other girls “just content,” but ONE kiss made his girlfriend find out exactly what that content tasted like 😳👀
“It tastes like whre”
“What does whre taste like?”
“Dry”
A girl thought she had Clavicular to herself, until her BEST FRIEND suggested they share his lap at the same time 😭
“How about both of us at the same time?”
Clavicular’s friend came to the club as his WINGMAN and spent the whole night scrolling while Clavicular pulled girls 😭💀
“Being Clavicular’s wingman is just being a spectator with a front row seat.”
Howie Mandel was PISSED after his daughter interrupted his and Clavicular’s conversation about “d-ck print maxxing” 😭
“Why does my daughter know about d-ck prints?”
“Brutal dude…”
Clavicular saw a guy aggressively grabbing a girl right next to him at the club and his brain literally short-circuited so hard he just randomly flashed his abs and wandered off into the fog 💀
“Bro didn’t know how to react so he just hit his default emote…”