Lewis Lower

[Lewis Lower @LewLower]

@wellgosh Hi there,

I’m looking at getting some last minute deals from your site today. I was just wondering. Do you have any discount codes running at the moment? Many thanks

[Lewis Lower @LewLower]

@SoccerAM my friend Tom Overton tattooed himself, surely big john Carew will appreciate this.

[Lewis Lower @LewLower]

@EmAtack so close, it was actually Cuthbert...... Only joking your right, I'll send you £10 of mcdonalds vouchers. Absolute legend!

[Lewis Lower @LewLower]

@EmAtack il give you a tener if you remember his name.

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

Rooney unlucky with the bender @Braney71 Fry is on fire for Basil & Shakira is on song tonight

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Thoughts are with Nate Dogg's family. Organising a funeral for a man with hoes in different area codes must be a logistical nightmare.

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Breaking news; NOTW claim that Ashley Cole popped a cap in someone's ass. It is unclear if he had a Nokia 5800 up his own at the time.