Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍

Never fight for anything, do photo-ops with the sworn enemy of what I claim to believe in. Millenial Obama. Also @realDonaldBiden Tweeted by @BackupWillMayR1

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

This AOC parody is from the LEFT of AOC (🦺🌻). If you're a right wing lunatic I'm sure there are plenty of right wing AOC parodies out there that you can follow.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

100% of profits I make from selling merch like this go to pro-ICE Democrats like Connor Lamb, because I'm just a good li'l Democrat that signals policies I never intend to fight for to win a base.

[Brook Hines 💚🕊️💜 crisis of reason noticer @nashville_brook]

AOC put “abolish ICE” back on her website 🥳

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@AOC Ignore that all but 18 members of my party in congress signed onto a letter giving Israel unconditional military aid though (and I gave your donations to many that signed onto that letter), I'm not going to call them out. I only call out people who take it too far on twitter.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@AOC But remember, Israel, a country backed by the US that proudly boasted about knowing where every bullet landed after killing civilians, got a pass from me.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@SarcasmStardust @Fiorella_im Hi.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@SarcasmStardust Well my job is to gather as much of the left into the establishment as possible, so I've done my job.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@PazJusticiaAmor I started my career by protesting Pelosi. Now she's my mamma bear. I'm now part of the mechanism in place to ensure it happens to anyone who runs as a Democrat.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@Gravitate_Left That's what I'm trying to do because it's good for my career.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@jai_lies It's my job to pull the wool over your eyes.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@AOC I say as a performative tweeter that cares more about selling merch than getting things I ran on.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@benigma2017 @AOC That would be me saying my quiet part out loud.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@jimmy_dore And if the real AOC won't come on your show, the creator of this parody account will if you'd like.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@jimmy_dore I should loose my twitter account for telling people I was "saving leverage for $15/hr" when I did nothing to get it and voted for a corporate-friendly bill.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@cenkuygur If this is really how you feel about me, just say #JimmyWasRight. If it's not, then you're a grifter that only cares about power, just like me.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@skye_daddy He's just filling every last gap and making renovations, which is necessary because you can't just leave an unfinished wall sitting at the border. That isn't exactly continuing the wall because I said it's not continuing the wall.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@LumpyLouish @BernieUpstateNY Oh mamma bear is strong and could take on anything.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@jimmy_dore @AOC @theintercept Jimmy, I didn't send them but I've been very pro-censorship in all my press releases. So I didn't need to send them, one of my supporters did my dirty work for me on this one. Honestly surprised how far to the right I have effectively moved the overton window.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@DoctorFishbones It'll go away if I stay off twitter, being that there is no critique of me from the left in the wild.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

Despite everything that's happened with AOC it looks like I'm the only AOC parody that's criticising her from the #ForceTheVote perspective from searches.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

I'll tell you who's advising me, Nancy Pelosi. AKA Mamma Bear. I'm just her good li'l lapdog.

[Revolutionary Change @JenPerelman24]

I’d like to know who’s advising AOC.

[Lexi Cortez, Mamma Bear's lapdog (parody)🐍🐍 @Lex_C0rtez]

@JENFL23 No one's "advising" me. I just do what mamma bear tells me because at this point that's what's best for my career.